Oakland Toots

Prosecute everyone involved in this criminal enterprise.

Are you familiar with the shadow run dragon fall dog achievement?

There’s an achievement if you’re mean to the dog in your HQ and the number of people who get the achievement is staggeringly low. Like they put the achievement in to track who doesn’t pet the nice dog.

Fuck.

That’s normal mardi grad float attire.

lol I figured. That is a gutting one for Carolina.

USL Analytics has 1300 followers and all of us are deeply troubled people.

Or is that not what you meant?

Also we need to expand the House of Representatives

The constitution was written by people who almost certainly assumed that if you were eligible to vote you could get to know your representative personally.

The US population in 1800 would only get 7 representatives today.

Generally speaking I think the framers can fuck off but I do think they’d be shocked by the idea of 700k people in a house district.

A number of elections to the first Congress were by list, at-large so don’t compare well but the biggest vote total a single candidate got was 5819.

In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

My account is primarily brass bands now.

I combined the u and the g lmao.

“We got a relatively light deal with the administration and all it cost us was eternal burning hatred from 85% of our alumni forever.”

Another fat fucking L for the northwestern administration.

70 mph on city streets. There is absolutely no mistake here.

I am like 95% certain the people saying it’s a Britishism for “I don’t believe you,” are right, making it rude, not insane.

She suggested coffee and breakfast on NYE, recognizing that I’d want to catch the bama playoff game at noon. We got back together in the afternoon, got dinner, canceled our evening plans and watched jeopardy together.

I’m just being silly I cannot complain about the rate the books are coming out.

I mean this is just the "should we hug the flag or not?" argument again. "Restore the international rules-based order but without the hypocrisy" is the same thing as a new order, just framed differently.

It’s rude I agree

Mine’s worse

This is some of my worst work yet

No, but I can make it look very stupid if you’d find that funny

I just finished reading the Chernow Grant biography and was interested to learn that a lot of Grant’s strategy in 1865 both militarily and in terms of amnesty, was aimed at avoiding a 50k-man guerrilla force disappearing into the Appalachians.

I assume he picked up the key lesson which is “the only thing Robespierre did wrong was turning on Danton”?

I don’t even know what you do about the set piece they scored. Sometimes shit falls where your guy isn’t.

Don’t have to tilt at them if they never get built

It's crazy how so many people have forgotten the politics of immigration reform during the Obama administration. He did ramp up deportations. It was part of an overall policy aimed at major, immigrant-friendly reforms. It *almost* worked, too.

Update? It’s been 15.