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The funny thing is, if something so chaotic playing with space and perception was done like this with intention, I would have called it incredible. Instead, it's just AI slop. The difference between Jackson Pollack and a baby covered in pureed green beans.

The Onion: How to Join ICE

STEP 1 Be born with something just…missing STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

How to Join ICE

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ɅɅitch ɅɅcConnell (Mitch McConnell) falls to the ground, because he's going to be dead soon

The ɅɅitch (2025)

nothing will ever be as funny as Tay Zonday Plays Team Fortress 2

Columbo: One Last Dance.

And probably 5-30 days away from MSNBC telling us the same thing.

Looking forward to the incoming "Newsom/Buttigieg" ticket that will manage lose to either JD Vance or Trump. We live in Hell.

Every year, much like many families growing up watched a Charlie Brown Christmas together to mark the season, my family watches Over the Garden Wall on the first day of Fall. One of the truly great works of Americana that sets a marvelous mood.

Nah, you manage that it's yours now.

Eventually, Hulkamania comes for all of us.

Cringe is dead and we're both still breathing.

@blainecapatch.bsky.social *Youth pastor voice* You know who else was a Real American?

@jamesgunn.bsky.social If the intro to season 2 of Peacemaker is Foxy Shazzam I will lose my mind.

Certainly gave me pause.

Go off about norms, Chuck, you stupid piece of shit.

I was watching this stream and the first time I have wanted to turn it off was Chuck Schumer's God awful voice coming on the mic.

*Looking through my notes app for post ideas* "Ah, J.D. Vance kinda has a weird face he covers with that beard. Wonder if there is something there...."

Maybe we shouldn't be planning wars in the same way a teenager sexts, yeah?

Is the cult leader in the room with us right now?

Pure joy on his face! @realgdt.bsky.social
We will be going to the Gundam pavilion at Osaka Expo 2025 while we are in Japan. It should be really cool. It's so popular we had to enter a draw just to get tickets months ago.

Partial to Hick Elegy myself. But I will always have a special place in my heart for Harold and Kumar go to Tim Hortons.

I have been aching for @speakerd.bsky.social does Bloodlines.

Nancy in a red wig for Jean. Specifically, Marvel Girl Jean.

CCR Frontman John Fogerty confusedly asking about the contents of his wineglass.

Look at this guy and tell me it wouldn't work from vibes alone?

Is this where I finally get to propose John Fogerty as Gambit?

I hate that this is in my search history now.

Surely it wouldn't be that expensive to get Jon St. John to say this.

That's how the wife and I do it and it's worked out pretty good so far.

a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` it 's important to me '' . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` it 's important to me '' .

Gonna go on record and say I love leaving Ben Grimm his voice. Between the eyes and the voice, you can really get a sense of the man under the rocks. Also, I would really appreciate a poker game post credit sequence to one of the movies following Fantastic Four.