Happy Kansas Day!

Man congratulations. May i ask the fabric content of such a holy grail?

Goulash!

a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . Alt: Jack Nicholson nodding

This is the content I crave. Feeeeed the hate... Let it flow...

Thank you!

His show with John Craigie at the madrid last year was magic.

Langhorne Slim has a new album?!? Oh happy day thank you!

God YES

YouTube video by Schitts Crack Bob Jog. All of Bob’s entrances on Schitts Creek. CBC Netflix.

I think about the Bob Jog a lot. I do the Bob Jog wayyy too often. And then I laugh and laugh

Are the Barry Donovans playing at the Record Bar this month?

I assume you're taking about Venezuela and I wholeheartedly agree

Ain't no Chimneys in the Projects is another banger

How wonderful thank you so much!

I have some kirsch and would love to know your ratios... otherwise we'll never get through that bottle

Smelled great.... piney? Skunky?

Just totally witnessed a true blue cousin's walk at like 153rd and Nall. God bless and happy holidays folks.

Am I basic for saying Cosmopolitan? Also Architectural Digest and Harper's Bizaar were staples also and just so gorgeous.

Train is the Coldplay of Elbows

Emails still rolling in at 5:30pm

a man with a mustache is talking on a cell phone in a store . Alt: Scene from the movie clerks wherein Dante says "I'm not even supposed to be here today"

Work life balance is I work when I'm supposed to be having a life.

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

Well obviously... we're in America so that's not a knife.

Fuckin A we didn't

A F1 labradoodle in red and black plaid pajamas

Abby Normal says hi!

I've literally never been so happy to see this post. Thank you from the bottom of my tits.

Everything is drugs
Except drugs, which is oil

Everything is sex
Except sex, which is power

Wait we stopped?

Good friend's mom was our school nurse. He is now 54 and we still bully him about how hot his mom is (she's over 80 and still smokin)

This is Coccoon erasure

a man in a blue shirt is talking to a woman with the words for $ 1 name a woman Alt: Billy Eichner asks a woman on a NYC street to name a woman for $ 1

Damn I miss Billy on the Street