Brian W

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

@CBThorburn Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

They’ll be hearing from his father

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

“Healthy heterosexuality” the two words we all love to associate with Kevin Spacey

Excelsior!

Has anyone else had a friend sell them on getting a bidet by describing it as “Neptune’s Kiss”?

The should reboot Short Circuit with Kumail Nanjiani.

He would be in white face while Fisher Stevens reprises his original role.

I reflexively answered the question before seeing the answer.

It was the same answer.

Sketch idea: “UFC fighter who is very hesitant to take his shirt off”.

“Scott Adams reposted”

Sublime. Not that one; the other one.

“Hey, Chachi. You sound like Gilgamesh scrawling in cuneiform. Now, I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but…”

Fantastic; but hope he doesn’t have to endure trumped up charges.

The naive part of me that seeks ironic joy thinks this is @jadomian.bsky.social doing a very confused Jesse Ventura.

Rob is my best friend’s father in law and I know him well. He’s an absolutely incredible person and knowing him now, his past seems impossible. He is one of the most kind hearted, loving people I have ever met. He’s also brave AF to admit his past deeds and march alongside people he has harmed.

Signal info:

You are going to die alone and unloved.

"If YOU hear anybody talk against a schoolmate or anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin -- don't wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN."

How to fix America:

Replace the Electoral College with head-to-head Scrabble. Best 2 out of 3.

okay, what are “we” going to do about it, United States Senator Adam Schiff?

I’m a Director of Software Engineering in the health sector. The amount of tongue biting I’m forced to do daily is staggering.

Pretty sure that’s a Mark McKinney character.

Pretty sure that picture is from a Kids in the Hall sketch. No way that’s a real person.

he looks like a faded guy from an 80s punk band getting upset at Zorak

this is sad and awful and a lot of people need to go to the jail in hell forever. a piece of advice though: if someone says "let's go full trippy mode" do NOT do drugs with them

Something I have to admit. Proposed to my wife at one of their shows during that song.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

If anyone wants like... 1000+ hours of entertainment, go buy the Game of All Time for almost nothing.

*losing massive blood because Grok told the surgeon they had to cut through an extra leg muscle they assume Black people have.*