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dipper from gravity falls is holding a dollar bill and says this is worthless Alt: dipper from gravity falls says “this is worthless!”, and is promptly corrected “it is less than worthless”. That is how much we trust the statement issued by the recently hollowed out Teen Vogue.
13.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is exactly the inspiration I needed for my session *tonight*

A spellcaster has encased his entire home in magic paint to maintain the memory of his dearly departed significant other, and I needed a token to represent her in physicality. That ring is perfect.

13.11.2025 20:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want to drink out of it

13.11.2025 04:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A beautiful cup made of carved emerald, which looks like it should grant the drinker a powerful magic boon

A beautiful cup made of carved emerald, which looks like it should grant the drinker a powerful magic boon

13.11.2025 04:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a blue sweater is writing in a notebook Alt: a handsome man in a blue sweater is taking careful notes on the topic being discussed
13.11.2025 04:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fffffuck that egg salad looks good

12.11.2025 14:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This isn’t how political momentum works! Voters gave you guys a shit ton of momentum and a handful of your colleagues were like ah well time to cave.

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11.11.2025 00:02 — 👍 85    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0
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We’re Not Asking For Much, Angus "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work."
10.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

The issue is not Democrats disagreeing with one another, it’s Democrat leadership being incapable of behaving as though they have spines and immediately betraying their electorate every single time an opportunity for strength and meaningful action presents itself!

11.11.2025 00:09 — 👍 28    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

This is so insane because it assumes that the disjuncture is among Democrats broadly when it is actually between *people who vote Democrat* and *the people they voted into office*

11.11.2025 00:08 — 👍 46    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Oh so you want us to get all excited and frothing once more only for your caucus to just give in the second they have a way to continue business as usual?

Dunno about this one, chief

11.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glad to see that Gavin is still doing his best to be extremely normal

10.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t worry

It wasn’t just that day

10.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup. Never forget Wilson, Conway, Schmidt et al are part of the fuckers who brought about this situation and are just salty they got cut off from the grift.

04.11.2025 23:56 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

That person is real dumb

04.11.2025 22:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, how they will wail and gnash their teeth that we dare criticize the democratic candidate, Gavin Newsom and his vice presidential candidate, Chatterer from Hellraiser

It’s more important that we win, we just have to give ground on all of these platform positions s

04.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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this shit right here is wrecker shit, as much as wrecker shit as any online leftist has done, if not more so. no wonder so many people are repulsed by anyone (rightly) saying 'vote blue no matter who', the most powerful elected Dem in the nation won't do it! it undermines the whole coalition! jfc

04.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 3467    🔁 633    💬 95    📌 112

What about malort

04.11.2025 21:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

god damn it Kamala this is precisely why you lost the election

Fucking STOP HANDING IT TO THE REPUBLICANS, THEY DONT NEED THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT

04.11.2025 21:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So what if we vote someone in with our collective interest who has communist ideas

E

04.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, they don’t want democrats to win, they want their person to win and because she didn’t win, now they will throw pissbaby tantrums

See: lyndon LaRouche for how this will continue to pan out

04.11.2025 16:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who won the electoral votes for New York State, idiot

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt that you would be able to use context clues, but you appear to be extraordinarily stupid

04.11.2025 16:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quick question, who won New York State

04.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Something happened to your brain, friend

Perhaps seek medical attention

04.11.2025 03:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism but you can choose what you want to support and try to be conscientious about it

A writer cannot know every single local bookstore but you can know the one in your area and go there

If someone uses a substack alternative, applaud them

04.11.2025 01:01 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Andrew cuomo was a centrist, sure, bu-faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

04.11.2025 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And the American scientific community

03.11.2025 23:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She is trying to get more dark money from folks who hate mamdani

03.11.2025 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am not sure if I care what the ex-cia lady thinks about mamdani

03.11.2025 22:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Basically, every single person who has ever waxed lyrical about the value of exposure to opposing viewpoints has actually been talking about *you* being exposed to *their* views and literally nothing else.

03.11.2025 21:36 — 👍 262    🔁 64    💬 3    📌 0

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