Dave Green @davegreeniest - Bluesky Profile

This picture makes me miss my high school girlfriend.

30.10.2025 00:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and has his arms crossed . ALT: robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and has his arms crossed .

07.07.2025 13:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Half of the USA right now

02.07.2025 05:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Think you mean "Douche Bigalow"

22.06.2025 19:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eat all the dicks.

15.06.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a little girl in a striped shirt says sorry want me to call you a wmbulance ALT: a little girl in a striped shirt says sorry want me to call you a wmbulance

29.05.2025 15:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a mustache is pointing up with the words once again below him ALT: a man with a mustache is pointing up with the words once again below him

28.03.2025 15:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This just in: Marcia Gay Harden has been canceled.

07.03.2025 15:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One word reply: "Unsubscribe"

20.02.2025 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a mustache says you provincial putz ALT: a man with a mustache says you provincial putz

05.02.2025 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lyle Lanley has entered the chat

29.01.2025 18:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

May you live your life in a manner that doesn't compel people to have champagne on ice, just waiting for you to die.

28.01.2025 13:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a blue suit and tie says kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl ALT: a man in a blue suit and tie says kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl

28.01.2025 06:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wyld Stallyns groupie?

27.01.2025 16:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman is wearing a black shirt and a necklace with a disney logo on it . ALT: a woman is wearing a black shirt and a necklace with a disney logo on it .

Them...

25.01.2025 17:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like we are living in the stage of a tsunami when all the water is leaving the bay and everyone is standing there watching.

25.01.2025 17:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amazing (if horrifying) read. Thanks for sharing.

09.01.2025 21:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a beard is wearing a black and white sweater and making a face . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a black and white sweater and making a face .

05.01.2025 02:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So good. And remember, it's pronounced "eye-an" not "ee-an".

02.01.2025 22:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon of homer simpson in a suit and tie holding something in his hand . ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson in a suit and tie holding something in his hand .

29.12.2024 13:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For four years, literally every time I heard the ding of a news alert I prayed it finally happened. It's not even January yet, and I'm already doing it again.

27.12.2024 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tear down the wall!

18.12.2024 16:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a young boy is reading a copy of nuns ' life magazine ALT: a young boy is reading a copy of nuns ' life magazine

16.12.2024 05:49 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

a man with a beard is wearing a black and white sweater and making a face . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a black and white sweater and making a face .

13.12.2024 22:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That second wave because you don't think your neighbor saw your first attempt

12.12.2024 16:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by TheScarletOperaVEVO The Scarlet Opera - Heaven Is A Place On Earth (Official Music Video)

How about this version that just dropped by Scarlet Opera? youtu.be/g1gibwvE7c0?...

12.12.2024 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that a Snrub reference?

05.12.2024 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's just exhausting

03.12.2024 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First Doug, now Bluey?

28.11.2024 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vests. When you want 25% of your body to be warm.

27.11.2024 02:50 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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