@ohheckbud.bsky.social
Some people say I have a way of lighting up a room. It's called "arson," and those people are witnesses.
Me: connects with guy on all the levels. Communication is tight - makes sense, he's deaf.
And has a FUCKING GF AAAAA
Whatever he's still rad and I always love new friends.
Crackhead babysitting is rough.
04.06.2025 10:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ate 200mg instead of 20mg for sleep yesterday
Good morning, 9pm π³
I've always had a school girl crush on @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
And he's gonna be in Bozeman in May.
I should get very far away seats and avoid eye contact.
#OneOfManyReasons I've been perpetually single
We said goodbye to Gord almost 8yrs ago ππ
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@goose-band.bsky.social
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If only they were both beasts that were only rumored to exist
21.03.2025 17:49 β π 9982 π 917 π¬ 368 π 62I do, actually, know too much random shit.
I'm ripping thru Celebrity Jeopardy..
I've always been able to rip thru Jeopardy..
Whenever I hear "Mrs Robinson," I think of Robin Williams as Mrs Doubtfire, and idk why.
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Q: Why should I cook with it? A: To crisp up those soft, supple arteries.
What To Know About Beef Tallow
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My cat and his gorgeous earth colored eyes
πΆ Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world πΆ
21.03.2025 00:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Free Healthcare in America is knowing that medical debt doesn't affect your credit, and THEY CAN'T COME FOR YOU.
They will try... multiple times a day, every day, however.
don't wanna work, huh? americans are getting lazy!!!
no one wants to work anymore
20.03.2025 15:39 β π 154 π 27 π¬ 1 π 0See you soon! In Bozeman!
20.03.2025 20:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If this doesn't end in bukkake, I'm gonna be slightly mad.
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The question "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" is asked. A Tyrannosaurus Rex answers that question with another question: "What the FUCK is a chicken?"
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βIsnβt he a little old to still believe the police are there to help?β Justin Edwards, Film Duster
4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream
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It's been St. Patrick's day for hours and I'm still not drunk yet.
17.03.2025 11:23 β π 326 π 35 π¬ 5 π 0They just need a permanimimimimint
16.03.2025 21:29 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0:there's been a lot of lying in this family
::and a lot of love
:more lying
#arresteddevelopment
I have a new band I'm absolutely addicted to.
Big Richard π
RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer
RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer
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I'm always watching SWAT before Fire Country.. sorrynotsorry @cbstvstudios.bsky.social
Maybe don't be canceling SWAT.. again. π‘
Reg: N68885 On Ground: False Alt: 4500 Last Contact: 0:00:00.500637 Trigger: no longer on ground
Mark Zuckerberg's G650 Took off from Bozeman, Montana, United States.
06.03.2025 03:05 β π 63 π 6 π¬ 6 π 2"Oh, okay. That's good enough for me. Sorry I bothered you."
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Watching Deli Boys and I have only one question:
Where are the sandwiches?
Welp. Barber from the Biscuits just liked one of my pictures on insta.. my day can end.
14.03.2025 02:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0James Taylor & Carole King - (BBC In Concert, 11/13/71).
βYouβve Got a Friendβ, was first recorded by King and included on her
album, #Tapestry (1971). James Taylorβs version was released as a single in 1971, reaching Number One on the Billboard Hot 100. #jamestaylor #caroleking #youvegotafriend
