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Coyoty (adj.): Like a coyote or Coyote in form, spirit, or humor. Ready to puns upon any opportunity for wordprey.

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Trump’s Attempt to Goad Navy Into Booing Obama Met With Awkward Silence The MAGA chief tried to blast the former president at the U.S. Navy’s 250th anniversary celebration in Norfolk, Virginia.

www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-attem...

08.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there are spoons in the room, they should count them.

08.10.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump has said that when offered huge amounts of money, he'd be stupid not to take it.

08.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It could be blood.

It could be ctherry sauce.

07.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A judge has blocked a Trump administration effort to change teen pregnancy prevention programs A judge has blocked new requirements for teen pregnancy prevention grantees. The case is a victory for Planned Parenthood affiliates who sued President Donald Trump's administration over policy guidan...

Trump orders required teen grant recipients to agree to MAGA ideologies.

apnews.com/article/teen...

07.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If U.S. states have any degree of sovereignty, if there’s any states’ rights at all, it is the right not to be invaded by the armed forces of another U.S. state.

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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
trib.al/9Sxu9IN

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a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie standing in front of trees . ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie standing in front of trees .
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands This Law Be Passed Before Bad Bunny Performs At Super Bowl The Georgia Republican wants an English-only law passed before the Puerto Rican superstar performs at the Super Bowl.

Marjorie Taylor Greene demands English-only law because of Bad Bunny joke.

www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...

06.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Who's a sweet Potatoad? You are!"
"I yam!"

06.10.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Toyota Says You’ve Been Misledβ€”Most β€œHybrids” Aren’t Really Hybrids Toyota says it’s time to stop calling mild-hybrids the real thing, arguing that 48-volt systems don’t deserve the hybrid badge and only mislead customers.

www.autoblog.com/news/toyota-...

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Broadview police chief accuses ICE agents of making false 911 calls Broadview Police Chief Thomas Mills said ICE agents are draining the resources of his department and the community by making false 911 calls.

www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

05.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Masked federal agent throws chemical irritants outside Logan Square grocery store: 'My eyes are burning' Video taken by several witnesses captured the moments where the agent can be seen dropping a canister from a white SUV.

chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10...

04.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a time machine, not a radio.

04.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NASA suspends Astronomy Picture of the Day due to suspended funding.

04.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump as Pennywise the evil clown from Stephen King's "It".

Trump as Pennywise the evil clown from Stephen King's "It".

It's more of an It show.

04.10.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uranus used to be named George.

04.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not just chosen, but entitled to run up bills with no intention of paying them, as if God won't reckon it at the Reckoning.

04.10.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜No, You Cannot!’ Kristi Noem Denied Bathroom Access at Illinois Government Building Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was barred from entering the Village of Broadview Municipal Building in Illinois to use the bathroom on Friday.

Did they think it was a ruse to get in and arrest Hispanics? (I'd think it.)

www.mediaite.com/media/news/n...

04.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Supreme Court allows Trump to revoke protected immigration status for thousands of Venezuelans The Trump administration is trying to revoke a Biden-era policy that extended protections to thousands of Venezuelans.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...

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Immigration Agents Handcuff Democratic Lawmaker at Hospital E.R. Federal agents handcuffed Chicago Alderman Jessie Fuentes as she stood in the emergency room, not resisting.

newrepublic.com/post/201358/...

04.10.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If MAGA hands aren't held to the stove, the undeserving will be hurt anyway, and maybe more so.

04.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Administrative Assistant* of War Crimes. Secretary is a woman's job.

04.10.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"WORTH IT!!!!"

04.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Treasury Department is considering a Trump $1 coin for 250th US birthday The Treasury Department announced the proposed $1 coins bearing Trump’s image as part of a campaign to commemorate America’s 250th birthday.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

04.10.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

As many as it takes.

03.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The lovebug one, right? For the bug lovers.

03.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump administration taps Army Reserve and National Guard for temporary immigration judges The Trump administration is tapping National Guard and Army Reserve lawyers to be temporary immigration judges after firing dozens of existing judges.

Trump administration is firing immigration judges and replacing them with Army Reserve and National Guard lawyers.

apnews.com/article/immi...

03.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On a 3D TV, or VR?

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