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great poster child for the american century of humiliation

22.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just landed from an international flight and I had read like 4 conflicting articles about wether recheck was shut off or not, it kinda was at the airport but people could still kinda use it? what a fucking mess

22.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there is no aimaxxing, it's always aigooning, this is simply a moral axiom of the universe

21.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

had this experience today at work in a meeting with the suites, who have spent the best part of the last 6 months aimaxxing. today the ceo who a month ago was trying to hire an "ai first engineer" said ai clearly sucks and lies in a bunch of ways and we should use it less. this bubble will die

21.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bro was cycling though his emotes

19.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is there a single new tool of monopolistic capitalist exploitation that the left is excited about

18.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid

15.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1122    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Average Gavin Newsom voter

14.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1275    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2
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important message i want to pass along about the creamy pint addiction - please watch if you, like many, are still slugging back 4-6 creamy pints a day πŸ‘‡

14.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 970    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 28

the 100th anniversary. the year of the homeboy

14.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 931    πŸ” 175    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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when did skrillex become dominican?

07.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.

04.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12945    πŸ” 3440    πŸ’¬ 236    πŸ“Œ 240

anet fitne

05.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think, right now, with a boombox and the right grimes song you could get him to do it for real

01.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

garry tan coded as fuck but it doesn't seem he's involved, though I wouldn't be surprised

01.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for the intrusive thought i needed to crappily photoshop

31.01.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 660    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5
George W Bush and Ellen DeGeneres sitting together and laughing in box seats at a NFL game.

George W Bush and Ellen DeGeneres sitting together and laughing in box seats at a NFL game.

This photo made me understand class in America in a way that I was unable to process before seeing it. The rich enjoy class solidarity on a level that is unimaginable to most people.

31.01.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4636    πŸ” 916    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 23

Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that

31.01.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9520    πŸ” 2477    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 34

it's arguable that the precedent Jimmy's anti-worker, anti-new deal stance is the reason we're in this whole mess to begin with

01.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

our entire political moment was conceived by a pedophilic cabal of billionaires conspiring to break the brains of the population

the new epstien drop is truly like an eldritch tome where the more you learn the more you grind away at your little remaining sanity

what the fuck do we do from here

31.01.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If I have the right Nellie Bowles, the partner in question is Bari Weiss

31.01.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4642    πŸ” 1016    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 306

ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain

31.01.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2303    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 3

all the Jeffrey-Chomsky emails read like this

31.01.2026 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every celebrity connected to Epstein: β€œI was there for the big brain conferences”

Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: β€œWill young girls be there?”

Epstein: β€œtheir all coming to my iland”

31.01.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1400    πŸ” 321    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6

This guy can’t stop getting W’s

30.01.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3766    πŸ” 540    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 5

it’s time for some pension reform

30.01.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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generation lead wins another trophy in lead poisoning awards

28.01.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the blunt is gonna burn out the second it hits the lips of anyone in the picture

28.01.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great meme theory of history

27.01.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 266    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

"Oh gee, I love building un-accountable surveillance states, except when the super nazis want that, that's where I draw my line"

27.01.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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