Siri play “Remember Me” by Leslie Parrish and floor it

delighted to announce I’ve also submitted a bid for warner brothers

late last week, workers of different stripes gathered outside rockstar's nyc office for a protest in solidarity with fired devs in the uk/scotland. the message, as fired rockstar workers head into a hearing this week, is that they've got global support, and bosses can't hide

Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

honestly it would explains
-that- the brian jonestown massacre show at the forum

Legs are no longer coming 😔

Post from the band Garbage on Threads: I make NO APOLOGIES whatsoever for getting annoyed at beachballs at shows. I joined a band because I HATED THE FUCKING BEACH. I joined a band because I wanted to listen to Siouxsie and the Banshees and The Cure and be dark and beautiful. Continue listening to Spotify and toss your stupid beach balls around like you are ten years old. I love the musical community and I want to respect their artistry. I am so tired of folks taking music for free and treating us all like circus performers.

don’t know what it is about melbourne specifically that causes musical artists to completely lose their shit when they perform in that city. if anybody knows fill me in

if I were the toronto blue jays I would simply sign bo bichette for whatever he wants

Correct. Can handle 40°c if the humidity is 50% without breaking a sweat

I know it’s still early days in the off season but I’m worried that the jays are gonna fumble bo bichette and he’ll end up signing elsewhere and they’ll have nobody to blame but themselves

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

MInIONS X SWAROVSKI

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can we just say this out loud? Climate change = horny male media editors going absolutely nuts with the skimpy fun-in-the-sun pics

No mention of “award winning”, rather they’re “famous” and “handcrafted”. Pretty good pie though!

a partially eaten pie from a bakery in regional Victoria

fulfilling my part in the @mathaiaus.bsky.social tweet about the regional town bakery

I remember asking my aunt if she thinks the current push to build a train line will actually result in one and she was like “I’ll be dead before they actually build a train line to the airport”

love landing in melbourne, a city that steadfast refuses to believe in things like “building a rail line to the airport”

Produce aisle sign: SPECIAL FRESH BRAZIL WHITE NAME

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

What Andriy Yermak’s Resignation After Ukrainian ICAC Raid Means For Sydney Property Prices

Terrifying but also when it clicks for them they’ll remember you forever

Plenty of space for a blast furnace

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in

sad to hear about bevan shields. oh I don’t care that he stepped down as smh editor, just sad to hear about him

Seeing media people post praise for Bevan Shields’ run at SMH so I genuinely want to know was it the starting by outing a queer woman, directly telling journalists to lie about a union strike or the genocide denial that made it a ‘great run at a hard job’?

my big beautiful son, Disney's horrifying Big Dino animatronic

and if walt disney's metal gear
crashes into us

Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing

If it’s worse than Sydney then I’m second guessing moving to Melbs

Honourable mention to Lightning Crashes by Live. The 90s was such a rudderless time

It’s Been Awhile by Staind. Might be Chud Music but fucking hell it slaps