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Web developer, not designer. Social Justice Warrior is a compliment. Immigrants are people. Trans people are people. Nobody is illegal. (he/him)

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Somebody, somewhere, is wondering how you got this picture of their nana.

10.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling panic, now I’m manic,
As democracy dies…

10.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Child trafficker agrees to lie under oath about fellow child trafficker, if said fellow gives her a presidential pardon for the child trafficking they did together.

09.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to hazard a guess that this person *has* nearly been involved in accidents involving speeding, but didn’t notice.

09.02.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the one I was going to post.

I see your β€œnot in English” and raise you…

09.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What about in Super Bowls that are NOT part of NFL history?

09.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Populists gonna populist.

09.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#citationtequired

In Ontario, at least, making any change to your vehicle that changes its performance invalidates your insurance. If you total your car after doing that, and they find out, they do not have to pay you. (Source: My brother has worked in auto insurance for 25+ years.)

09.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The person who killed cornb93’s mother, and most others who cause traffic fatalities, almost certainly also felt that they were driving at a safe speed. The fact that you can say this today is called survivorship bias, and is completely meaningless to the discussion.

09.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which would be illegal, and also almost certainly invalidate your insurance.

09.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The government of Ontario just made speed cameras illegal. 😒

09.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Setting another reminder for 9 years from now, to start looking for new Musk predictions that he’ll be building a city on the moon in just 10 years.

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09.02.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

08.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 16771    πŸ” 5087    πŸ’¬ 229    πŸ“Œ 221

Theoretically, yes, but probably no.

08.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds like something only Mormons would believe.

08.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe the accepted answer to any such question comes down to β€œthe Lord works in mysterious ways”.

08.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if I can use this clogged toilet to make you a meal in 5 seconds, and you are going to use an entire kitchen and take all day on making a meal by hand, whose meal do you think people will want to eat, checkmate luddite

08.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 643    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2
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Setting a reminder for 2.5 years from now, to start looking for new Musk predictions that he’ll be building AI centres in space in just 3 years.

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08.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kermit as Paul, obviously. Cookie Monster as Baron Harkonnen.

07.02.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Muppet Dune where the only human role is Bobcat Goldthwait playing the sandworms.

07.02.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The landlord in question apparently owns 200 units. Sell a few a retire in comfort!

07.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

07.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know the song, but am not super familiar with the lyrics. I saw them performing this and thought β€œoh, cool, they’ve changed it up to be very of the moment”. Looked up the original lyrics to compare, and nope, that’s how it was written.

06.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tremendous work by the body camera lobby to somehow continue to convince people that they are in any way useful in increasing accountability and transparency.

02.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture that is most definitely of people going into a sold-out viewing of Melania, and not from the January 6 insurrection.

Picture that is most definitely of people going into a sold-out viewing of Melania, and not from the January 6 insurrection.

No, it’s true. I was there. I took this photo of people getting in.

02.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Except, apparently, the thing you asked them to explain to you.

02.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got blocked for this post, so it’s not just that people don’t understand the origins, it’s that they actively refuse to learn.
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02.02.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, exactly. Normalize the data from 2020 through probably 2022 (or even 2023?) to cancel out where the same jobs were initially β€œlost” and then β€œgained” again as the pandemic waned, and it’ll look so much different.

01.02.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

01.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 16626    πŸ” 4819    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 73

He wants β€œto protect kids and give them a chance to grow up and have happy lives.” Not his own kids, mind you. Or kids that rely on government programs for food. Or kids in third world countries. But, you know, kids.

01.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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