Ed Casey

I'm hearing that Andrew Cuomo and Dave Portnoy are going to share a one-bedroom, one-bath condo in Pensacola until they "figure something long-term out" and that they're considering splitting the cost of a porta potty in the parking lot for when they both have diarrhea at the same time (5-7x weekly)

Madison Bumgarner would’ve batted, pitched without warming up, roped something between innings, and gotten furious at every player on the opposing team just for smiling I’m just saying.

Hang on now if you intentionally walk a guy the NEXT batter can hit a home run?

Why don’t the Dodgers do that when Ohtani gets walked?

Youth sports law: The last game of the season will be at the farthest away venue and the weather will be terrible.

I’ve eaten like half my kids’ Halloween candy and according to someone’s aunt on Facebook I should be high as hell right now but I ain’t feeling shit.

Still mad I passed on this one when it dropped.

Blue Jays really Giantsed that one.

“no one understands how it works and everyone is mad” is a pretty good description of the entire airport experience.

Blake Treinen? More like Blake Tryin’ and Failin’ to get anyone out.

I hope tonight’s game goes 300 innings.

Baseballsday

The rose goes in the front…

Just tuning in to game 3 of the World Series what did I miss so far?

Anyone remember CarTOONS Magazine? It had a bunch of car themed comics and strips. I’ve never in my life been a Car Guy I wonder why I read it. I wonder how many of the jokes and bits went over my head?

I got my shots yesterday so my arm is a little sore and please believe I am being a HUGE baby about it.

Y’know what? I’m starting to suspect it wasn’t REALLY about ethics in gaming journalism…

I don’t want to brag or anything but after a bit of savvy shopping I now own TWO pairs of jeans.

Hey shut up!

They really are. Come visit!

I don’t even have to be here, just come through you’ll be well taken care of.

A printed sign that reads: POOL RULES 1. Do not drink the pool water. 2. Do not pee in the pool. 3. No "Brownouts" in the pool. 4. No walking on the water. That's a Jesus stunt. 5. No acrobatics that involve flipping, somersaulting, back flips or triple axels. 6. No splashing Nana. She's a big baby. 7. Papa is fair game. Go for it! 8. No diving from the roof or nearby trees. 9. No eating in the pool unless you want to. 10. No whining about the water being too cold. 11. Bugs are people too. If they're in the pool, gently relocate them. 12. Don't waste water. Take all baths in the pool. 13. Do not sleep in the pool. 14. Only Attie can get nekkid. Nana and Papa will be appropriately attired at all times. 15. No inviting sharks or other ocean going predators to the pool. 16. Polar Bears are ok. 17. Dinosaurs are welcome. 18. If your lips turn blue, don't worry, we'll google a remedy. Hypothermia is a myth. 19. If your fingers get all wrinkled and "pruny" -so what! 20. No Butt Bubble Jets!

The pool rules are strict but they exist for your protection.

oh absolutely. the issue is that trump is too vindictive to have just let sleeping dogs lie. he wanted to get revenge on everyone that aggrieved him in his first term. i am 100% certain, in fact, that the project 2025 stuff was sold to him as a tool for getting that revenge.

“Who’s this Dow Jones guy I want him out on his ass!”

Listen. Do the thing before it’s too late because you never know when the worst will happen.

For example there was a store near me called “The Beef Jerky Experience” and I always said I was going to go but I never did and now it’s gone and this hole in my heart will never be filled.

Was out of the room for 3 minutes tops and returned to find my youngest had poured the ranch into the butter then the whole thing into a third dish and was stirring it all with an earring.

This kid is never not making moves.

As a former mail carrier I just want to say that this is privileged information and whoever shared our secrets with you shouldn’t have now we’re all in great danger.

Y’know what I’m starting to think the second season of Terriers is never coming out…

As a Big Time Influencer I know my legions of fans (or “Ed Heads” as you like to call yourselves) count on me to keep you current on the hottest trends so let me put you on to something real quick:

Have y’all tried pasta? This stuff rules.

I SHOULD be mad about this but honestly I get it and you’re not wrong.

Giants had an Autism Acceptance Night and the comments of their social posts weren’t full of people screaming “WHAT ABOUT DYSLEXIA WHAT ABOUT AMERICA WHAT ABOUT THE FLAG WHAT ABOUT THE TROOPS!!?!?” the way every single Pride or Juneteenth post were.

Interesting.

For those of you keeping score I am “twisted my ankle refilling the bird feeders” years old.