Jeff

Letterman filmed in LA and Paul ran through a bunch of LA-based show sets and the Seinfeld part opens with Jerry & George arguing if a hot dog is a sandwich

Seinfeld diddit

Riding in 40+ year old Amtrak cars is janky but also like going back in time to when traveling felt like freedom and not like navigating an increasingly authoritarian space where you're herded like cattle and constantly threatened with expulsion at best or indefinite incarceration at worst

It's basically Mulaney's bit about how cancelling plans is like heroin, the instant rush of relief at the moment you decide "this is no longer a part of my world"

that one pic of the McGuire twins from the Guinness book

how dare u

I can't imagine being one of these people's bosses and not thinking "well if you're telling me the computer is doing all the work, and I already own the computer, why am I paying you?"

Maybe they just didn't see the three-block long complex of casino-hotels covered in brightly colored neon signs

Drivers are so awesome

transit fare tap ons and bike rides
if the politician isnt doing at least 1 a day then they shouldnt be in office in any town over 50k people

I like to imagine this is by the 30-50 feral hogs guy, going full Ahab

Lol I was just going a couple bus stops past my home, fully zoned out in my phone & headphones and the driver stopped at my usual stop until someone could get my attention so I wouldn't miss it 🧡🤎 🩶❤️

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If fuckin freak fash rats don't wanna spend 10 years breaking rocks into smaller rocks etc they should simply become abolitionists, is my abolitionist take on using all these people cages to finally for once cage people who are too corned and cobbed to walk around safely in society

I guess the vehicles would be heading toward the capdecott?

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it's pretty funny that a bunch of people are going to LLMs to ask "why is everything so fucking bad and what can I do not to feel so bad about it" since it is nigh-taboo to acknowledge the state of affairs in many public, professional channels at the same time that social spaces are cratering

all crypto gremlins are 7th grade boys that are scared of A Boob and all republicans are pedophiles They Get along so well because they’re interested in the same age of girl and Equally terrified of them. gross losers with skid marks up their back in other words

FINALLY, American drivers get their chance to be heard!

they must retvrn to Damn You Know It Smells Crazy In There

Good Giant

I got so sick of "surprised by the passage of time" humor wayyyyy before I was old enough to do it myself

At least this person appears to have actually encountered a hipster. For the most part since like 2014 it's just become "someone the speaker finds personally annoying." (Like "yuppie" before it and "woke" after it)

Their goal truly is to never ever encounter actual humanity, in any way, in any form

And how interesting can faux marble be in 2025? I usually end up staying downtown in Vegas, still has a lot of divey charm

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Western media STILL criticizing China for handling of outbreaks seriously. China exists in this strange zone where we ridicule them for working too hard to prevent disease spread, but also blame them for our own lack of care when it spreads to us.

The streets used to belong to everybody. Then cars came, and took the streets for themselves. Nobody had a say in that, it just happened.

This attack must have sounded like AC/DC karaoke

On an average weekday more people use the NYC metro system (3,625,326) then live in Iowa (3,241,488)

Sure, on the one hand, this will make people worse off and contribute to climate change, but on the other hand it means higher demand on the energy grid which raises electricity prices for us all! 🥳

there was a competitive brand of baseball that prioritized fun and fan experience it was called the minor leagues and it was eviscerated to save a dollar

God, this is straight out of 1996