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hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo

When he said izquierda I was like that means left

Michael Irvin about to do so much coke Pusha T will cut him off.

mateer threw that pick because he was confused because oklahoma and alabama's helmets are the exact same colour

Lane was so bad at pulling double duty in a previous job that Nick Saban made him leave a week early. And that was 1) before the portal existed and 2) when the team he was leaving for was FLORIDA ATLANTIC, which does not recruit in the same waters as Bama. This is just not a serious idea in 2025

There is a certain admirable quality about Lane wanting to keep coaching Ole Miss for a few more weeks. Taking a new job isn't crime and it's nice to honor this team's season. Problem is that he's Lane Kiffin so he'll 100% use the time to undermine Ole Miss' future to the benefit of an actual rival

if the quarterback is very clearly being wrapped up and they throw the ball away it needs to be an automatic intentional grounding. we have to do something about this woke nonsense

attention playoff committee

Texas A&M professors have to get clearance from a dean if they want to talk about this game on Monday

If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?

Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise

Rub some church on it "If this is found, then I'd rather be lost."

Wrote this three years ago. The football parts held up fine, not that it was hard to predict

Every college commercial in America: research, leadership, we change the world.

Texas A&M: we faked the moon landing.

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they put a 1 next to that team’s name in the preseason bc the quarterback has uncles who are in commercials. we won’t forget that

dabo and the big L flag

Spider-Man struggling to remove the Symbiote

every recipe for ribs: "simply pull off the membrane with your fingers..."

the membrane:

Lol. I actually know this guy irl and he’s mostly messing around here but also roughly ~30% serious because we are all about that 8 win lifestyle.

SMU receiver Jordan Hudson

What is even the point of SMU being in the ACC if this WR is not scheduled to play against Bill Belichick at North Carolina

I usually celebrate Shreveport Awareness Day once a year during the Independence Bowl. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social blessed us with a 2nd in 2025 thanks to the LSUS Pilots.

TYPES OF CIVIL WAR OFFICER 1. Autism's strongest soldier. Has a personality disorder but lives in an era where psychiatric medicine consists largely of laudanum and different temperatures of bath. Famously effective, enduringly divisive. Postwar career: promoted far beyond the level of their incompetence or skeletized remains in a ditch somewhere (Grant, Jackson, Longstreet) 2. Messy bitch who loves drama. Actively worse leadership than pointing anyone who shows up with a gun in a direction and telling them to go nuts. All things being equal, every commissioned officer rank will be occupied by these guys in peacetime and arguably a large part of the gradual snowballing success of the Union consisted of more vigorous sectional politics weeding them out faster. Postwar career: photographed in uniform and maybe a very tedious statue and biography or two (McClellan, Lee, Rosecrans) 2a. Messy bitch who loves drama prestige class unlocked after Antietam: messy bitch who loves drama and also loves posing for photographs and has become good at it. Would be very good at dying gallantly in a meaningless charge into a fortified German trench, but is tragically too early for it. Postwar career: universal admiration followed by complete historical oblivion a generation after their death (Burnside, Bragg, Hood) 2b. Messy bitch who loves drama prestige class unlocked after Chancellorsville: submissive and breedable partyboy inexplicably wearing stars. Each army gets exactly one; reporters love them, nobody exactly hates them, but when the red mist dies down historians unanimously agree they were a liability. Postwar career: who cares (Custer, Beauregard)

3. Ideologue. The higher the ideologue gets in the chain of command, the less interesting they are as officers qua officers. The ideology is usually just racism, but there were also a few extremely weird German communists exiled to the Midwest who imprinted on the Union like a lost baby bird. Every Confederate officer you've never heard of but have seen statues of is this guy; they treat war as posting by other means. Postwar career: forum avatar (Early, Sherman) 4. Fighting Joe. For whatever reason, the officer's contemporaries have decided a fine thing to call him going forward is "Fighting Joe", and now here we are. You are watching Fighting Joe, the worst general officer in the American civil war. Postwar career: being Fighting Joe (Hooker, Wheeler) 5. Steppe warlord junior varsity. A late development, largely on the Confederate side; these officers, like a dog fed on human flesh, have decided they're done with civilization and, after a failed attempt to inaugurate iron-fisted strongman rule over a random scrap of the deep South, keep wandering off into places they consider uncivilized and being just about as useless there as they were in Arkansas or wherever. Postwar career: incarceration in a Turkish prison (Kirby Smith, Sibley, Norris) 6. Dark triad sicko. Perfectly functional within an organization if properly contained, but if left to their own devices will absolutely start rounding up civilians and doing Saw shit, and you just gotta account for that when having a civil war. Postwar career: bedwetting and starting fires (Forrest, Butler)

ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go

if you have facts about a war plans violation, send it to compliance@olemiss.edu. if not, please do not slander these young men or insult their family