Brandon Gnuschke

If I had a nickel for every time the Dodgers won Game 3 of a World Series via a walk-off home run in the 18th inning, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. #GoDodgers

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

Have people always been obsessed with custom popcorn buckets?

More like “Carpe Deez Nutz”.

Despite all the division we’re seeing in this country it’s nice to see us all unanimously agree that Tom Brady is a terrible commentator.

So, if I become a grandfather who is responsible for sending me one of those sick clocks?

I think I’m just gonna keep watching Twin Peaks for the next four years. Things are much less scary in David Lynch’s head.

That poor sofa in the Vice President’s house is about to have a rough four years.

“How are you dealing with today?”

Glad you asked, person I just made up…

“An apple a day gets rid of a doctor.” -My Seven-Year-Old

I wonder how many people are googling the CEO of All State right now…

Remember how in “The Social Network” it’s revealed that Mark Zuckerberg is nothing more than a sad little boy who’s willing to screw over anyone in the hopes that doing so will make him appear cool in the eyes of those he considers to be powerful and/or influential?

I dunno, just a thought.

I like the part in “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” when they sing “And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again” followed by maniacal laughter. As a parent of a seven-year-old I feel this more than ever.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:

YouTube video by Secret Base This is how baseball moves | Captain Ahab: The Story of Dave Stieb, Part 3 | Dorktown

The Secret Base doc on Dave Stieb was great but funny enough, my favorite part was the fact that 14 minutes of it was dedicated solely to what Rickey Henderson did in the 1989 ALCS. I watched this three times earlier this week just because. Ain't gonna be another Rickey, man. youtu.be/eaTCyQMyOu8...

he was so entertaining and such a goofster that we tend not to think of him this way, but rickey henderson was flat out one of the very greatest american athletes who's ever lived

I’m so happy they gave him the keys. He’s never been afraid to embrace the absurdity and just have fun.

Now, I’ll admit I’ve never been the biggest Superman fan. But after watching the new trailer for the fourth time today, I would absolutely go to war for Krypto.

Karin Malady EX @SweetNAwful *me, teaching a classroom* ok so today's lesson is kind of loose because some of you are in a horror movie and i need to deliver the themes to the audience. this won't help you avoid death, but it will help you contextualize it

Imagine present-day Mariah Carey. Now imagine her breaking out into a full sprint. You can’t do it, can you? She’s permanently vacuum sealed into a red sequined dress flanked by two beefy men, isn’t she?

I’m not saying that I’ve been emotionally unstable recently, but I am saying that Kermit’s performance of “The Rainbow Connection” in The Muppet Movie made me openly weep today.

It's been two days and I can't stop thinking about this

Has a suspect ever had over 300 million alibis before?

The fact that “Now You See Me 2” isn’t called “Now You Don’t” will forever irritate the shit out of me.

Burl Ives’ “Holly Jolly Christmas” is a lot more fun when you imagine it’s being sung by your drunk uncle at the family Christmas party.

The older I get the more I understand why my grandfather used to just sort of trail off mid sentence.

Right now I’m trying to traverse Overly Critical Creek

Hey google: How much internal screaming can I do before it’s a cause for concern?

No, probably won’t see it til it’s on TBS on a lazy Sunday six years from now. But I am looking forward to Nosferatu

If the internet is to be trusted, the part you liked is Pedro Pascal.