Jimbobabu

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Something the Government want you to forget...

Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:

Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers

Roses are red
Some more than others

Name that Hoon (it's Geoff Hoon)

I have no stories

Well I listened to this last night and I sang 'rock and roll', and David Bowie is dead and Placebo are shite, so.

"New features include three new flavours, 'original quench', 'boozy' and 'cheese &' onion', while ice now forms at 10°c for more rapid G&T production..."

Oooooh, yes please! I had no idea this existed.

You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store

The competitive professionals favoured a Competition Pro.

Most touching Christmas message I've seen this year

youtube suggesting i reply to a comment with "i miss my ffamily"

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

You’ve read your last free article.

Is Wired threatening me?

Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

BBC report that police are focussing on a 'ladder placed against the side of the Louvre' while investigation a recent theft from the art gallery.

It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

Props to Mercury Communications still getting their sponsorship money's worth 28 years after they expired. In these days of boom and bust that's quite an inspiring business model.

Dog with pipe in mouth (1875) attributed to the Minnesota Historical Society. A sepia toned photo of a fluffy white dog sitting on a table with a pipe in their mouth.

you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke

I'm exhausted and currently very shaky, but I wouldn't change this for the world. Patreon money helps us to keep doing this, so your support is massively appreciated.

An 'End of Part One' slide for News at Ten The picture features a cow looking down the lens, next to which a balding man is bent over. You'd be correct in assuming that the linked story is insane

There's no way you won't come back for part two

First guy writing alt text: There are some handprints, outlined in red, on a limestone cave wall. Not bad, considering there hasn't been art before

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

Screenshot from Big Rumble Boxing: Creed Champions in which the player is informed of a nuclear attack.

Screenshot from Big Rumble Boxing: Creed Champions in which the player is informed of a nuclear attack.

Screenshot from Big Rumble Boxing: Creed Champions in which the player meets the formerly dead Apollo Creed.

Screenshot from Big Rumble Boxing: Creed Champions in which the player meets the formerly dead Apollo Creed.

I'd like to acknowledge Big Rumble Boxing: Creed Champions, an arcade-style boxing game that was roundly ignored. I've been loving it, not least because of the ridiculous alt-timeline stories some of its characters get, such as stopping a nuclear war and fighting a reanimated Apollo Creed.

Pol Pot died in 1998. I wonder if he liked “Be Here Now”? Sad that he never got to experience “Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants”

had an absolutely brutal moment of self awareness as I realized that when I listen to ambient music called like Aleaeris 7: the Adonis Tapes by Hørst it's fulfilling the same purpose as my grandparents buying records called The Jimmy Cresp Orchestra Presents Tahitian Melodies

I think every game that hinges around a parent/child relationship should give me the option to abandon the child in the first five minutes and spend the rest of the game having fun

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

Hey girl are you trapped beneath a fallen tree because you need to log off