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PNW resident, infosec drone, trailmonger, retired rugger. Nap enthusiast. Photography too. Made of titanium*. (*less than 1% by weight)

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Yes, her name is spelled KarIn, but I have always found the karening to be more extreme the further down the alphabet the second vowel is, so your point is valid

05.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A short and beautiful story about the comradery inherent between those who understand knowledge is the most important gift

05.10.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Using the tile holder for anything other than its intended purpose is an obvious violation of the Scrabble EULA. I'm calling the cops.

03.10.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unless you whip it

03.10.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You will never live it down

03.10.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Listen to the coachโ€ฆ
No Bullshit!

03.10.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shouldn't the human be in the animal's mouth with his arms and legs hanging on either side of the jaw? Seems fake.

03.10.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I consider the Cybertruck a South African design

03.10.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was this passed so TrumpRX can start selling it? Please make sure this is not the case.

03.10.2025 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't realize proper names are now allowed in Scrabble. This is a travesty.

03.10.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even the little guy with the mustache is giving the side-eye

02.10.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need to use CRISPR technology to determine which gene is responsible for hair styling decisions and eradicate it

02.10.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I admire its purity. A survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

01.10.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I live in the US. I know this is going to hurt. And it needs to be done.

02.10.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What model tents are those? They look the same.

02.10.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The master.
#motorcycle

02.10.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Little known fact about those bikes: the electricals were all on one circuit, EXCEPT for the brake light. It had it's own for some reason. Hence the second hot-wired toggle switch. The thieves were not aware of this and got pulled over for no brake light.

02.10.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In case anyone hasn't noticed

02.10.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I tried to find that place but ended up on the wrong street

02.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow those waves near the shore, that's really amazing work

02.10.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did you get a copy of my diary

02.10.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, I was really worried about him

02.10.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got my first MCSE in NT4. The memories.

My favorite: new guy decided to spin up an NT4 domain controller in a Novell environment running NT4 workstations, on the same net segment and IP block as the Novell domain controller.

Two weeks later we got all the workstations talking to Novell again.

02.10.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump in drag looks just like his mom

02.10.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

window pain

02.10.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't know that bike existed. I had a CX500 tho.

Old bike, the ignition went out, so I hotwired it with two toggle switches under the handlebars.

It got stolen. Idiots hotwired my hotwire. I got it back, and the exhaust was covered in burnt sneaker rubber. They didn't know about footpegs either.

02.10.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Undeniable, but can we rephrase this?

'ONLY then'

That word is absent and very important.

02.10.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does appear to be 'bricked'

02.10.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you tried yelling at it

02.10.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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