give him a seat by a window

it certainly worked out in our favor

I researched every attempt to stop fascism in history. The success rate is 0%. Once they win elections, it's already too late.

A very good read.

Time to buckle up.

cmarmitage.substack.com/p/i-research...

I ❤️ Fleet Week

The Blues Brothers were right about Illinois Nazis all along.

If you want to know how to harden the resistance, *this* is how you hardened the resistance.

Calling doesn’t work.

Genteel pressure doesn’t work.

What will? What option are they leaving us?

Failing at both is Maher’s sweet spot, tbh

The whole world is The Onion now. I can’t cope with this.

🌮

I love her so much

Performative. All for an audience of one.

👊🏻

More of this “brazen,” please

From this point on, I will be pronouncing it “Cyba Twukkk.”

I will not be taking questions at this time.

You sound more and more like @nytpitchbot.bsky.social every day

shhhh…the oversight department is sleeping

seems like it’s probably on the up-and-up

Those are some Jennifer Coolidge eyes

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State of the nation, 2025

What a poncey fuckwit, this guy

she has had quite enough of your shit thank you very much

Proper punctuation, including punctuation correctly nested within quotation marks, tells me that the motherfucker didn’t write this.

What kind of world are we living in when The Onion is the only rag of colic balls and strikes?

god look at that stupid fucking tie

trash kebab

People are going to get killed.

This would explain why the administration is continuously litigating the 2016 election from the press of podium. Accusations = admissions, and all that.

or possibly the senate