Stink Pinkler

pet play but I'm a koala and I just fall over and die in a fire

me every time discover page makes me look at hazbin hotel characters

I once almost had to explain what edging was to my mom in a Joanne's fabrics

Elon Musk looks like he could be related to my mom and it really bums me out

willam fuckin stupid

swifties

Im gonna track down Willam Gibson and make him watch Mr Beast videos

the cool thing about journaling is that it doesn't fuckin work for me

No notes, this might be my favorite person on the internet

y'all ever lay down that shit's pretty tight

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

shifting to the universe where everything's the same except I have a chocolate chip cookie

girls dont like boys girls like full addy 😔

My first girlfriend was on runescape and she dumped me for a guy who gave her full adamant armor I think love and loss is pretty important

The earth is flat and also hollow its like a wafer cookie

Treetop Lesbian Ska Toilet

I don't need text with Jesus because we talk every day. He's given me one free smite and I'm saving it for when someone really pisses me off

my hater energies are so strong lately

Y'know what fuck the Russian sleep experiment too. As someone who has struggled with insomnia since childhood the whole "they start to lose it after three days of no sleep" is just like, yeah buddy sure buddy skill issue. And the ending speech is so overwrought and more embarrassing than scary

I just

Really really really fuckin hate slenderman and resent how something something painfully BORING has such an influence on a lot of horror

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Feel like if you call yourself queer but you're all in on conventional beauty standards, you got a lotta introspection to do

Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender

baby shower card that says "I hope it's not spiders 💖"

Pucker Carlson

The keyhole is Tucker Carlson's butthole

Fox News kingdom hearts world

reskin of the Area 51 arcade shooter but you're mowing down lush employees

A strong, wholesome Christian message