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end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance

Toni Colette in hereditary

DON'T you swear at me, you little shit! I am your mother! You understand? All I do is worry and slave and defend you, and all I get back is that fucking face on your face! So full of disdain and resentment and always so annoyed! Well, now the Dow is over 50,000! And you will be appreciative!

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Secretary of Health and Human Services for the United States.

tom homan is a bitch

Bernie Sanders asked you if you would fight for someone that you don't know and that's how you get through.

Austin Trout. Dishonorable mention for Ump 88 Doug Eddings, terrible strike zone.

Nah I get it's probably something he doesn't like to revisit. For the morbidly curious, like myself, it's certainly good.

As the pirate guy of Bluesky, I hope you have a story coming up for us!

Welcome to Jackass

Ring is first and foremost a scheme to charge Amazon customers to deter crime that costs Amazon (not the customers themselves) billions annually in refunds, returns, double shipping, and customer service overhead.

I think toxic publications with massive national circulation and profiles are often pushing toxic narratives not as clickbait but because it suits them to seed toxic narratives using not our rage but their massive national circulation, and maybe those narratives need not ignore-ance but pushback.

breaking: we've stolen the future from our children to finance our 7th houses, yet they still go on eating and drinking

Chris wearing his Cuban Link like his boy Zuck

This isn't AI but it should be

This was so well done.

Rep. Balint: This is not a game, Secretary.

Bondi: I'm Attorney General.

Balint: Apologies, I couldn't tell.

OH SNAP

Centrist pundits, consultants and reps don't admit when they're wrong and keep trying to push dogshit even when polls say they're on the wrong side of an issue. They post through everything. Anyone who can't admit when they're wrong can't be trusted to lead because they're only in it for themselves

great but also what the fuck was that

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.

Cake, you're top two bands for me. And I am asking sincerely in case I'm missing something. Is there a reason to call the switchboard as opposed to a direct line? 100% genuinely curious.

You know the old saying: Catch *one* ICE employee in an underage sex trafficking sting, shame on you. Catch TWO ICE employees in an underage sex trafficking sting, shame on you again you fucking psycho collection of lunatic underage sex traffickers.

McIver: Do you consider yourself a religious man?

Lyons: Yes

McIver: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? Do you think you’re going to hell?

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

It's infuriating and hilarious how all the people who were wrong all along are now saying "see? told you so."

That halftime show was a NOVEL

Bad Bunny looking at camera and pointing sexily

Gonna hang up FaceTime now, ok

oh this is definitely making maga heads explode coast to coast lol

This doesn't have the amazing "I can't believe this incredible musician is playing a song about rain in the damn rain" feel of Prince, but this may be the best choreographed and shot SB halftime show ever.