Tim Unkenholz

King K.Rool 'Donkey Kong Country' Super Nintendo

King K.Rool 'Donkey Kong Country' Super Nintendo

King K.Rool
'Donkey Kong Country'
Super Nintendo

aint nothing better, brother

Wanna get a bunch of guys together and sing the "Eh, eheu, eheu" part of Pompeii by Bastille. Think that could be a fun guy thing

Started cracking up just thinking about the concept of "Captain Jack Sparrow"

Got buzzed into a jewelry shop and went "Oh I'm doing Uncut Gems rn"

Respect to Don Lemon obviously, but I don't think Trump realizes he's just going to come out of this more annoying than any of us could possibly imagine

A second stranger has told me that I look like JD Vance

so are scout and jem i think. this family are who the right fears

I only see them on mute at a bar so I dont know what's really going on, but I like these commercials where it appears AT&T is forcing Hollywood leading men into exile for untold phone crimes. Begone!

Incredible

Dry January hack: it doesnt apply to alcohol in foods so you can just eat a ton of penne alla vodka everyday to keep the buzz going

A great fear of mine as I get older is that a group of gen z kids find out what my last name is and really take it to riff city while I meekly laugh it off

shes the perfect woman...

This guy won't leave!!!

she has it so ruff 😌

Yes, always

[trump voice] the so-called "new girl" should be...cece! we love cece! don't we folks?

ordered popeyes

You: *wake up at 10:30am*

Parents: Good morning! ...Or should I say...*longest, most sinister pregnant pause* Good AFTERNOON!

Pure, stilled rizz

The Family Stone? Well, I must say, it is, based on what occurs in the film, in fact, more like "The Family Bones"!!

PAUL HUNHAM WILL RETURN IN...

HOLDOVERS: AGE OF ANAXAGORAS

If this kid pulled the same shit in America nowadays he would be sent to Venezuela

Alan Rickman and Mr. Bean so good together in the jewelry shop scene in Love Actually. Real life Looney Tune pairing

she hit him with the "extree extree" hat

The virgin Mark. The chad Colin

Fellas, a fun new holiday bit I've discovered that really annoys girlfriends/wives is to sing Christmas Carols in Cameron Winter voice, especially if your gf/wife is not familiar with the band Geese or Mr. Winter's solo work

not a sexual thing btw

Watching 4 Christmases. Nothing against Reese Witherspoon, but I would like to see how far Vince Vaughn could chuck her