@fartcheeto.bsky.social
in 2017 my wife exploded
Nurses be like: damn, my life is just like the HBO hit television series The Pitt starring Noah Wyle
26.01.2026 02:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm such a fat fucking chud
19.01.2026 12:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I will not eat a single morsel of food until Dick Cheney is dead and buried.
04.11.2025 14:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's good. Love it. Big fan.
27.02.2025 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They say you are what you eat, guess that makes me pussy from the back
27.02.2025 02:41 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The luckiest woman in the world
15.02.2025 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy I Love My Girlfriend Day
14.02.2025 19:44 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Business
03.02.2025 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Doing more research......
03.02.2025 18:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Doing research
03.02.2025 17:33 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Scrolling through Indeed and fantasizing while pooping at work
01.02.2025 20:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am the world's most famous getter of pussy
25.01.2025 14:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
22.01.2025 12:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
HI JENNY!!! Sorry i post less, im happier now
22.01.2025 12:46 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0But I have so much lipstick and it's such a cute pig...
22.01.2025 12:21 — 👍 330 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 0I open this app once every 2-3 months, didn't know you were here. Baby, all you had to do was ask. Welcome back into my warm embrace.
22.01.2025 12:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're just innocent men
02.12.2024 21:58 — 👍 7637 🔁 2945 💬 101 📌 237Takes one to know one
27.11.2024 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anyone on here like thick, juicy cock?
26.11.2024 13:38 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0hmmm22, more like hmmmPooPoo
26.11.2024 13:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blue Sky, more like Poo Sky
25.11.2024 19:54 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1That was a fucking lie
12.03.2024 19:12 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“hegemonic” more like “wedgie demonic”
29.12.2023 02:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The moonlight hits his side of the bed to remind me no one is there. I am swallowed whole by the emptiness of the night.
17.12.2023 08:49 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0im in my gay mouth balls
17.12.2023 08:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0im balls in my gay mouth
17.12.2023 08:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0im gay in my mouth balls
17.12.2023 08:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mouth in my balls im gay
17.12.2023 08:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
