Juliana 🐐

We were right to say the fetish is not false consciousness but social domination. But we were wrong to say that consciousness is not also domination.

accidentally encased myself in a large jello cube again (lime)

Killing people is actually an extremely minor part of parenting

Incredibly based opening paragraph!

modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here

I know it's Christmas, but I do think "giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" is probably one of the most devastating things you could say to a person.

I’m gonna be honest, before this morning if you’d asked me to put money on it I would’ve put the lot on Brigitte Bardot having died in like… 1998

dawg i'm in tears rn

this is just smooth boy propaganda

The subtext of The Happiest Season (2020)

Wait don't Bluesky and Twitter share a Designer?

Today strolled along the official (anticommunist) Memorials dotting East Berlin. Then the old Nordbahnhof (North Station) Park, where wall bricks are piled into unofficial (tetris-like) piles.

Then finally past one of the two surviving DDR era queer bars (Sonntags Club). A profoundly mixed legacy!

you can accurately measure how much i like a person by recording the frequency with which i spout strange and slightly upsetting non-sequiturs around them

Thank you, MEB. Been a busy year getting it out there, only soaking in now

Same to you!

Midnight Mindfulness Mass

I think a lot about the considerable implications of how basically everyone imagines themselves as reasonable, or think they have a very good reason to be otherwise

We need more posts about reading books, holding hands, and worshipping the dark lord.

'Let your sink be naked!'

A close relative surely of those "bath condoms" that end up with accumulated dirt, grease and ??? clogging their little connective suckers...since again, they are Plastic clinging to a non-porous surface.

If you don't beach your tub, you won't bleach the "blanket". Yuck!

A vicious rival to rationalist nachos

Small screen on the front of an oven, with the temperature (325 degrees) and other information. The main portion says P155 and it looks like it says piss.

why does the oven say piss…

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

Cybertruck Owners Only Joe Sawyer • 19h • O ... X Had an issue stopping my Cybertruck from a low speed the other day and had to make a choice to crash it or risk going tumbling down a mountain to probable death. Sucks to see, but it held up well and only a few minor scrapes and bruises. Still going over every choice made and trying to understand why it would not stop and was gaining speed from 5 mph to 12+ while on the brakes. ABS was probably hurting more than helping on this 26° downhill angle. Hoping to be able to talk to someone at Tesla as I have the crash recorder data already. [cybertruck upside down like the shitty little brick it is

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"

"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/

not gay as in queer but uh, actually i forget how those terms differ in terms of connotation. it's a moving target, isn't it? like i'm trying to grandstand but maybe it just makes me look out of touch. not queer as in... not so much gay as... well i'm cooler than you is what i'm getting at

my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right?

One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great

*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess

DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?

VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject

The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

Welcome new Japanese users. If you have any rare tapes or LaserDiscs you need transferred let me know.

It's icy cold outside, but here (in bed) I have a cat cuddled up to each foot