stondmaskin

Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say “secret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

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p1 - Artificial Guy from 843 is seated with wires running from electrodes on his head. Behind him a pair of displays show a human figure with severe "missing wedge" tomographic reconstruction errors making its cranial cavity look like a demon's grin, and a "Psycho Graph" which is all fucked up like Asuka's in Evangelion episode 22. Chappy Chappy: Wholly Moly, look at those artefacts! Artificial Guy: B-bird bird bird word bird CC: Your only hope is if a few life or death experiences can filter that down. p2 - AG is equipped with a jumpsuit, a face-covering helmet, and two tanks strapped to his back labeled "auto heal" with tubes connecting to the helmet. He wields a scepter defensively, dark energies swirl around it. His expression is one of terror. Two mean-looking adventurers, one of whom looks vampiric, stab and slash him with bladed weapons. Narration: Thusly: AG: YaAaH!!! Who ME? AAAAA! Mean Adventurer: Haha! Kill! Kill! Vampiric Adventurer: Muahaha! Torment the weak! CC (support message): You... C'mon! Activate the damn scepter! ..This isn't gonna work... p3 - AG has been dropped off at the 'Faculty Lounge', with Alex, The Lich, and The Troll. AG's smile looks forced, but his eyes seem calm. He does seem to have aged 10 or more years, however. Alex looks skeptically at The Lich, who makes a thumbs down gesture behind AG so CC can't see. CC: Ok, a few injection of terror distillate took care of it. Not my problem anymore. CC: See Ya. AG: Aha Ha! I'm? ,Normal. p4 - AG has been dropped off at the 'Mid-tier staff lounge', with Cube, Mutant Prime, and Ratlord. Mutant Prime is disinterestedly looking at a phone. Ratlord is futilely trying to get the attention of the higher-ranking dungeon executives, who have already left. The Troll (from behind the door, really it could also be Alex, we cannot see and it's in character for both): Bye. Door: SLAM Cube: Greetings! AG (staring into space): Ha! Niceguy. Let's friend Ratlord: Ah!

844 - Let's Friend

American troops huddle behind the shield in their landing craft as they approach Omaha Beach during the Allied D-Day invasion of Normandy, France on June 6, 1944.

The car carrying President John F. Kennedy drives down Main Street in Dallas Texas mere minutes before his assassination on November 22, 1963.

Neil Armstrong descends the ladder of the Eagle module, his foot suspended mere inches above the lunar surface, as he prepares to take the first step any human had ever taken on the moon.

Webcomic panel of a hamster advising a friend "You need furniture. You need to go to Ikea."

moments before historical events

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

When you meet another Sonic fan

as for me i blame the hundred years' war on vampires

this is the content i crave

Back On Her Majesty's Secret Bullshit

manga meat and coffee is not a balanced meal, dog poop man needs to get his shit together

p1 - A guy with a scarf and leather jacket and jeans that are cuffed way up stands in the middle of a demonic sealing circle. Light is pouring upward from the seal Scarf Guy: AW! A curse trap is cursing me! Curse Trap: Muwauaua!! By my curse henceforth ye shall poop turds of a dog!! p2 - SG is seated at a restaurant booth looking smug and dual wielding steaming coffee mugs ("dont talk to me unless coffee" + "luv thos BEANS") SG (thinking): Heh! Noone can tell the difference. If you get diarrhea constantly! Waitress (out of frame): Another refill, sir? p3 - A cat-sized biomechanical flying creature hovers above SG and yells at the other patrons. Th creature has a dumb rectangular human-ish face, two lifting fans in the middle of its wings, and machinery for a body with small humanish legs + pants dangling behind Narration: Adiitional Curse: "Wingman" Wingman: ATTENTION! ATTENTION! W: This man poops like a dog, over! SG (freaking out): Why You!! p4 - SG hurls both mugs full of coffee at W, whose lifting fans start shorting out and billowing black smoke. SG gets a House of the Dead-style "Reload" screen prompt and quickly offers his empty mug to the waitress (occluded by objects/dialogue bubbles) who refills it. A woman is seated in the booth oppposite SG, and is wearing a sash that reads "DATE". She stares warily at SG and thinks a visual thought bubble in which a red flag reading "mistreatment of CREATURE" rises from her own head. SG has ordered a bone-in "manga meat". SG: That flying freak is lying! SG: I poop normal! W (careening out of control, dripping coffe and emitting sparks): AIIEE!! Dog poop! Dog poop!

840 - Horrible Night

Outlook for the new year ...

osv

eraserheadadult on tumblr: "tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005 " eraserheadadult: "not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong"

i think unfortunately for a large majority of players 3 is the oldest one they ever played to the point that most people don't count the isometric games at all anymore and are barely aware of them.

still got no idea what the revelatory advice is that the gambler from "the gambler" gives kenny rogers before he dies. "you have to know when to fold your cards". gee whiz. what's next, "press c to crouch"?

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Dudes Rock

pulling up the blinds going "oh damn, it's a perfect day for me to go on an introspective journey into my own mind to come to terms with my feelings of guilt and loss!"

me when i remember something funny whilst in line at the store

Façade

I don't need ChatGPT, I can just type any prompts to these two and I can rely on them to kick me out regardless

i've spent 25 years imagining how good chrono cross would be, but now that i've actually played through it, turns out it's not actually very good at all and it feels like i have been living a lie

convincing ordinary people that making dumb little html sites was embarrassing and passé was a crime worthy of death

in the pit

This entire weekend

A page on Destructoid, so loaded with ads that no actual text or content is visible

It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.

The 3 swords are the merchant’s party members

YouTube video by stondmaskin good luck miguel

i believe in you

ett fullständigt befängt uttalande som inte kan ha någon som helst verklighetsförankring

lol i didn't catch it was the dying for bush's oil profits pose, an evergreen ref to be sure