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politics: destruction of carthage smell: tar, ammonia, sulphides core memes: yoshinoya, john stalvern, haruhi suzumiya doesn't change facial expressions, electronic old men in advance of theirs.

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BREAKING: Donald Trump has written a poem titled "My Darkness" and he will be reciting it from the Rose Garden at 1 PM Eastern Time.

20.02.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1327    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 12

I'm on the seed oil diet. I "see" a seed and say "oil" have some of "dat"

20.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 343    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads

Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X!

See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

18.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18660    πŸ” 3681    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 31

also, riΓ―chi

18.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hence why genai is for the guillotine (or beheadin' sabre, not to exclude middle-eastern progressives similarly regurgitating their local methods of state-sanctioned murder)

18.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the literal point of most cultural works is "look i did this, have a gaper", i.e. its implicit production and that human mind which performed it

18.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

only idiots are right wingers, in so many words

18.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in the past silver could not turn aside disintegration, so very few would wish for grey hides

18.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seeing someone reference BDSM online and chuckling because you both approve but for different reasons

18.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

13:37pm

17.02.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

now walk this one back from "i'd fuck a saucy tree if it weren't for the splinters"

17.02.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

instead of using llms, imagine the rarest imageboard creepypasta about an exotic dendrophiliac tribe and their generational fuck trees, appropriately worn at various branches so as to never splinter

17.02.2026 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

This event is insane

16.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2770    πŸ” 412    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 8

even the 2010s serious and gritty batman cannot dodge his innate silliness

16.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the movie

16.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

batman choosing very carefully between his makeup and vials of poison hidden therein

16.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

batman stood in a corner extending his bat-yo-yo into the wall repeatedly to make it appear as though he's jacking off

16.02.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
ClearSky displaying jay.bsky.team’s β€˜Blocking’ tab, which contains only nutsling.bsky.social

ClearSky displaying jay.bsky.team’s β€˜Blocking’ tab, which contains only nutsling.bsky.social

the CEO of BlueSky blocks exactly one account and this is it

16.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 573    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

36 Ladies We Got D***k And Fucked! 4 Hour Special

16.02.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not unlike furries, except nothing trails them besides things attached to a fursuit's behind

16.02.2026 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in 2026, the way freak zone expands is that trannies show up first and cool crazy people follow after a few months

16.02.2026 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hobbits & french fries

16.02.2026 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gonna needty summon nur-ab-sal for this one

16.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Converter - Order / Creature
YouTube video by D.pooly Converter - Order / Creature

wee hours trax m.youtube.com/watch?v=qIDD...

16.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol, sausage hell

15.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Science fiction book cover featuring a tired looking woman with a tweaked out alien standing way too close to her face. Text reads:


"Hello Girl."
Did YOU Like
THOSE MEMES
THAT I SENT YOU
Volume 17 in a series of new messages
React to every one of them. Enjoy the memes and laugh. Smile when the meme is done.
What I like is funny and i am funny by proxy. by P. Lease Approve

Science fiction book cover featuring a tired looking woman with a tweaked out alien standing way too close to her face. Text reads: "Hello Girl." Did YOU Like THOSE MEMES THAT I SENT YOU Volume 17 in a series of new messages React to every one of them. Enjoy the memes and laugh. Smile when the meme is done. What I like is funny and i am funny by proxy. by P. Lease Approve

book

12.08.2024 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2048    πŸ” 513    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 27

favourite current meme: keeping my shoulders well oiled for superior flight

14.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your argument is invalid because i play football from around seven corners

14.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ZineLibrary

Much of my youth revolved around the website ZineLibrary. It went down around Occupy in a massive loss for a movement whose ideas and knowledge mostly doesn't circulate online but in person.

Anyway I've put it back online with a *thousand* anarchist zines:

zinelibrary.org

14.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 715    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 21

also merry hallmark holidays to those who celibate

14.02.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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