ergon mechanical whale

Pagliacci, jacking he pud: "doctor's orders."

Pagliacci goes to see Pagliacci. He's in the audience, but also on the stage. "Is this, fuck," he thinks. "Am I in a Lynch film right now. Am I in Mullholland Drive." Captured by confusion, horror, and strange, exultant sorrow, the clown must admit he is no longer depressed

Presenting for the first time ever, a 16GB completely lossless VHS rip of 1986 Anime California Crisis, Timed & subtitled from my hacked VCR.
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a fart's vector of effect should be termed its "general direction"

miss me yet

shit that isn't allowed around hippies, such as blaming some sort of civic enlightenment on an acid trip

programming languages where the double semicolon has semantics

In your otherwise beautiful poem there is a verse that reads:“Every moment dies a man Every moment one is born.” It must be manifest that, were this true, the population of the world would be at a standstill. In truth the rate of birth is slightly in excess of that of death. I would suggest that in the next edition of your poem you have it read:“ Every moment dies a man. Every moment 1 1/16 is born”Strictly speaking this is not correct. The actual figure is a decimal so long that I cannot get it in the line, but I believe that 1 1/16 will be sufficiently accurate for poetry.

After reading Tennyson's 1842 poem 'The Vision of Sin', mathematician Charles Babbage wrote him this letter.

bicycle song by queen, but about tentacles

very finest ground truth can only be had by putting the real world thru a grinder

nytimes making calls about batman's anatomy

my favourite offhand nerd joke is denormal roman numbers such as xiiiv

"I said THAC0. That means To Hit Against Armor Class Zero. I thought you said you've played D&D before, kid."

Photo of a book featuring a 2 x 3 grid of photos displaying various playing card tricks: a knife stabs a card, a card is being torn up, many threatening hand gestures. Title and copy read: CARDS I AM GOING TO MURDER FIFTY-TWO COWARDS THAT HAD SOME SHIT LIKE THIS COMING TO THEM By CHRISTIAN FELT PURCHASER AGREES TO NOT TELL THE COPS

current level of forty-something: buying a birthday present for my dick, the old faithful

mmm zachslop

green phosphor screencap of a rat holding an invitation the RAT LORD cordially invites you to the SEWER for a TASTEFUL DINING EXPERIENCE how do you ACCEPT this invitation? > With GRATITUDE > With ENTHUSIASM

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logging onto Bluesky

Best Masturbator 2009

I fucking love this exchange

oh jav titles how you were missed {by whom?}

hard mode wordle in three for a very strong bit of guesswork. gonna get the two soon enough

starting to think just one (1) outside boozeup per year is fine

star wars nerd sex rap all about rhyming nerfherder with furburger

Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.

my enduring critique of wordle is that its editors are embedded in contemporary culture & therefore predictable more often than not

wordlebot vs. man ends in dnf to 5 slam dunk

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of