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12.09.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one told Joc Pederson there’s sugar in BBQ sauce when he left LA

10.08.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.08.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s nuts. I’m just processing a guy with 24 Ks made this list with a 10% chance lol

09.08.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As much as I love my Phillies, Wheeler around half way there at 35 seems like a stretch with 22%

09.08.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If rangers fans know ball they’ll boo Lazar

09.08.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chin music!

09.08.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The chorus riff comes in at half-time with distortion. The crowd sways with anticipation. Ray Barone nods to the drummer, and a sound like a sheet of paper ripping spreads across the church basement as the crowd breathes in sharply together. Ray leans into the mic and lets rip an aching β€œDEBORAAHHH”

07.08.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

15 minute walking radius around these things there’s excellent local alternatives for every type of food they offer lol

07.08.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

telling my dog no more frisbee until the next election cycle :/

07.08.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two members of military with drone jamming guns

Two members of military with drone jamming guns

Me and the wife reeling in a pair of Venti Frappuccinos

06.08.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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get out of your SEC echo chamber, pal!

05.08.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
AI generated photos of a man in an Ohio State jacket and cap, resembling football coach Ryan Day, comforting an emotional man in a green uniform labeled β€œGARDENER.” In one image, they embrace as the gardener cries. Text above the photos claims that Ryan Day secretly paid off the gardener’s debt and made his family cry from gratitude.

AI generated photos of a man in an Ohio State jacket and cap, resembling football coach Ryan Day, comforting an emotional man in a green uniform labeled β€œGARDENER.” In one image, they embrace as the gardener cries. Text above the photos claims that Ryan Day secretly paid off the gardener’s debt and made his family cry from gratitude.

05.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7
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Mid-week chunko drop

26.04.2023 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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