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How was I supposed to suspect that an anonymously made anecdote involving no specifics that both conveniently confirms every aspect of my worldview while also allowing me to experience spiteful schadenfreude at its villainous author who is declaring that my side has beaten them… was fake?

And the buttons on the clothes!

We all are

Sonnet 4.5 v + The joke is a play on words combining "Domino's" (the pizza chain) with "Doctor Who's Who" (a reference guide to the TV show Doctor Who). The comedian is saying he's compiled information about all the employees at his local Domino's pizza place into a book, and he's calling it "Domino's Who's Who" - which sounds like "Doctor Who's Who." It's a pun that works on multiple levels: • "Who's Who" traditionally refers to a directory of notable people • It references the TV show "Doctor Who" • It's about Domino's pizza employees (probably not actually notable people worth documenting) The humor comes from the absurdity of creating an official-sounding reference book about randon pizza delivery workers. presented as if it's something Reply to Claude

Claude not living up to its recent hype

< 4 Meta Al O with Llama 4 I don't get the Domino's joke: The 22-year-old Masters student said the UK Pun Championships show, which was hosted by comedian Jason Byrne and involved comics competing in a boxing ring, was the biggest of his career so far. "It's just very overwhelming, but very exciting as well," he said. Pickard got the audience laughing with his wisecrack: "The song Greensleeves was composed by Henry VIII. I'd play some of it here, but it's not royalty-free." He also quipped: "I've compiled everyone who works at my local takeaway pizza place into a book. It's my Domino's Who's Who. 10:49 V/ The joke's a play on words! "Domino's" sounds like "Dumani's Who's Who", referencing the famous reference book "Who's Who". ! So, he's jokingly saying he's made a book about the people who work at his local Domino's pizza place, rather than a serious "Who's Who" compilation • Make sense? 10:49

Llama thinks it's a classic Dumani's joke

He sleeps with da minnows

= ChatGPT 5.2 > ••• It's a wordplay joke built on the phrase "Who's Who." A Who's Who is a reference book that lists notable or important people in a particular field. He says he's made a book listing everyone who works at his local Domino's. So it's a Who's Who - but specifically of Domino's staff. "Domino's Who's Who" works because: • It rhymes and has a pleasing rhythm. • It combines the brand name Domino's with the familiar phrase Who's Who. • The humour comes from treating pizza shop employees as if they're notable figures worthy of a prestigious directory. It's a light, slightly groan-worthy pun rather than a deep joke. I ...

= Domino's Joke Explained: A Pun This is a play on words (a pun) that relies on a specific British accent and the meaning of the phrase "Who's Who." Here is the breakdown: 1. The Sound: If you say "Domino's" quickly with a British accent, it sounds very similar to "The Minnows" (or "Da Minnows"). 2. The Meaning: • Who's Who is a famous reference book that lists influential, wealthy, and powerful people-often referred to metaphorically as "big fish." • Minnows are tiny fish. In this context, it refers to "small fry" or ordinary, unimportant people (like the workers at a local pizza takeaway) compared to the "big fish" in the real book. So, the joke is that instead of a "Who's Who" of big shots, he has c • id a "Minnows'

Chatbot attempts are quite desperate

Ah, thank you. I guess I don't watch adverts enough

She looks like she’d be excellent at Mastermind.

Screenshot of Tommy Ten Names, claiming he's afraid and fleeing the UK.

Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?

Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.

The 22-year-old Masters student said the UK Pun Championships show, which was hosted by comedian Jason Byrne and involved comics competing in a boxing ring, was the biggest of his career so far. "It's just very overwhelming, but very exciting as well," he said. Pickard got the audience laughing with his wisecrack: "The song Greensleeves was composed by Henry VIll. I'd play some of it here, but it's not royalty-free." He also quipped: "I've compiled everyone who works at my local takeaway pizza place into a book It's mv Domino's Who's Who

I need someone to explain the Domino's joke here. Chatbots have failed me

Amazing. And Andrea Arnold with a plate of sandwiches

lol what did you do?
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Not just bullied or intimidated – mostly forbidden to go to the park with friends without adults when pre-teen. Just cause some kids are there doesn't mean others aren't stopped

Kids can't hang out in parks. They can't hang out at the mall. They don't have 3rd spaces because no one wants kids around and then we are surprised when they rely on SM for connection.
If you take that away, what do they have left?

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Richard Lloyd just announced that Television bassist Fred Smith died in hospice today

RIP to one of the greats

She & Himmler

John Scalzi @scalzi.com ZOMG, Donna Tartt, AN AUTHOR, loves my work! (Reminder: Donna Tartt, celebrated author of The Goldfinch and The Secret History, among others, is NOT going to randomly email me or anyone else with Al-generated praise, and she's especially not going to do it for a French-language translation.) Screenshot: Hi John, I'm Donna Tartt, an author. I recently came across Humanité divisée, and I was completely captivated by its intricacy, wit, and the strategic sweep of its imagination. 16:32 • 2 Feb 2026 •

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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to not like my Bluesky posts

Up yours, the grid!

Mine is the boring old "no brakes" handicap

Baffling

Matt, Jack, Jessie and James react to task

Amazing scenes #TheTraitors

I keep thinking Jack is in fact Ross from season 2 and it confuses me

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BBC INDEPTH Starmer tells me he'll survive - but can he keep this new year's resolution?

Bit bleak

Sir George Martin was born 100 years ago today. He and the Beatles lucked into their glorious partnership and humankind is the lasting recipient. I was privileged to work with George and hoped to mark the centenary by touring a theatre show about his life & work – but I must stay focused on writing.

Sure but why would anyone else benefit from reading that reaction? Is the idea that it's a small signal to the publisher that you'd rather they report such news because it doesn't interest you?