Vanurtle

"Your a adult you can do what you want" i whisper to myself before I eat pudding before the main.

Going to need some help getting by on hospital release, benefits have been stopped because ive been in hospital over 3 weeks so need to reapply, I have little cash left for topping up electricity and getting in groceries, phone needs topped up.

Pls help if you can

PP: Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com

Square of tartan with vertical and horizontal thin stripes in red and grey on black

A new Scottish tartan memorializing the (mainly) female victims of the Witchcraft Act has been officially registered, created by Claire Mitchell and Zoe Venditozzi, founders of the Witches of Scotland campaign #WomensArt
via Smithsonian Magazine

My two wolves are named anxiety and depression and they invited their cousin perimenopause to stay for a while

A haunted house, but it's only all of us, insomniacs.

hey,maybe we should just make a list of WHO HASN’T experienced childhood trauma

I think to myself as I slowly survey the room "My genius is lost on these fools."

*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*

If you can’t appreciate “low brow “ humor, I assume you didn’t have an older sibling who’d randomly walk into the living room where you were quietly reading, loudly fart, and declare, “…Annnd that’s what I have to say about that!” before exiting.

Lost my driver's license. Lemme know if you find one for a woman 15 years younger than me who still has hope in her eyes

a picture of a sign that reads “MAYO GONE WILD” in orange text

when white people have one (1) salsa

im asking the important questions
questions like how do clowns still
have a job when everybody thinks
theyre creepy and whats the lion
tamer going to do with that chair

trick-or-treaters don’t know this rn but they’ll be helping me clean out my pantry and freezer

The world was once dots connected by lines as far as the eventual shape could hope but then came the wrapper from a crayon and whammo. Flat earths do not roll off the table either, it's the color fast using just one side rubbing theory

Listening to karaoke is a lot like when my kids had to learn the recorder for school. You have to be very supportive while trying not to get pissed off by the sound.

If you close your eyes and wish hard enough, when you open your eyes all your laundry will be clean and folded.
(If it isn't, you probably didn't wish hard enough. Try again. Maybe count to ten this time. You never know.)

trying to cheer up the live lobsters in the lobster tank by loudly singing rock lobster

Mayhem implies the existence of Maynothem

i like it when people assume i know what they’re talking about it’s like a wacky little adventure for both of us

A battle-dragon
A battle-dragon
My kingdom for a battle-dragon

If someone dies it's ok to not cry about that and just find 100 other things to cry about each day like omg this light has turned red because it is hateful *sobs* what a hateful world, and so on

My mother is a Doctor of Psychology and a narcissist, which essentially means I grew up with a mix of a mafia don and satan who loves gardening on weekends.

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Ich experimentieren gerade mit Farben, Dunkelheit und Licht. Gibt noch viel Potential nach oben 🎨🤷🏻‍♀️

#Aquarell nach dem Foto von @skinskintainan.bsky.social

#Experiment #PhotographyIsArt #PhotographersUnited #EastCoastKin #PhotographersOfBlueSky #kleineKunstklasse #aquarell #watercolor

it’s ok i don’t know how words work either

How
beautifully
you are learning
the art of surrender.
The courage to let go
in the wild of your
unknowns.

― Morgan Harper Nichols

Charles Darwin |
Fotografia © Museu de História Natural, Londres / Bridgeman Images

Bonsai
Source:
www.tumblr.com/seabeck
www.flickr.com/photos/12365...

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@ombre-ame upload
Oct 25, 2025

Bloom No. 3, 2023

CorTen steel

Norman Mooney , Irish sculptor, b.1971
Source: www.tumblr.com/topcat77