256M of memory in 2001: you can play Civilization 3, an incredibly fun and addictive game simulating the entire world.
256M of memory in 2026: you can show one github page. Don't ask about jira, you can't afford it.
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256M of memory in 2001: you can play Civilization 3, an incredibly fun and addictive game simulating the entire world.
256M of memory in 2026: you can show one github page. Don't ask about jira, you can't afford it.
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11.02.2026 14:28 β π 10306 π 2531 π¬ 82 π 35There must be a lot of antique treatises with cat butt prints.
10.02.2026 22:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βNo matter how Ring and other surveillance tech companies may downplay it, thereβs no world in which finding lost dogs is the final end-use for this technology.β
09.02.2026 23:00 β π 1439 π 513 π¬ 32 π 36suggestion for terminology: by analogy with 'daemon' and wordplay with the initialism LLM, using the term 'lilim' for large language models
bonus: gets us away from using the term 'ai', accurately describes them as inhuman entities that can be dangerous if improperly handled
Yeah it's important to remember that we are absolutely capable of big environmental wins, we just have to stop whinging about it. Growing up there was no such thing as "hawks" even in the burbs.
09.02.2026 19:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donald Trump is:
- Openly racist
- Covering up evidence he may have sexually abused children
- Directly responsible for the murder of US citizens by masked agents of the state
- Openly looting the treasury and taking bribes from foreign leaders
- Polling at 38% amongst the American people
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
05.02.2026 22:02 β π 5041 π 1257 π¬ 29 π 70A cartoon made in response to an Elon Musk tweet that reads βWhoever said βmoney canβt buy happinessβ really knew what they were talking about πβ The black and white cartoon shows Musk standing against the wind. There is a distant expression on his face and a single tear being blown from his left eye. He wraps his arms around himself, trying to keep warm. The world is so cruel to him. Punishing him for the meagre crime of hoarding massive amounts of wealth and showing no empathy for the vulnerable. Also, he uses his platform to boost racism, misogyny, and white supremacy but seriously guys who would hold that against a fella? Next to him a caption reads βBeing a shit person is ruining my lifeβ
The Struggles Of Elon Musk π
05.02.2026 12:31 β π 7027 π 1576 π¬ 78 π 54Ending billionaireism isn't just socially and economically necessary to maintain human civilization, it's a humanitarian measure for the billionaires themselves. They're clearly very sick and we can help them
04.02.2026 17:04 β π 2053 π 321 π¬ 25 π 5The next time the Heritage Foundation understands something not related to bullying and manipulation will be the first.
03.02.2026 18:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0as someone who pushes hard against conspiratorial thinking in my professional and political life, it is deeply irritating when, on top of the untold human harms Epstein caused, it turns out he was at the center of at least half a dozen actual conspiracies
03.02.2026 14:45 β π 8943 π 1676 π¬ 48 π 29Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
02.02.2026 05:20 β π 7720 π 2337 π¬ 100 π 27AI is just Tesla as an entire market sector. Promises that massively outstrip reality. "Next year" every year. Wildly inflated value. And a product that does something interesting, but if you don't keep both eyes on it will drive you straight into a parked semi truck.
01.02.2026 14:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
There's only one way that could happen and it'll be soon, don't get my hopes up.
28.01.2026 14:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve. The multiracial community in Minneapolis was supposed to shatter. It did not. It held until Bovino was forced out of the Twin Cities with his long coat between his legs. The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that theyβre the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesiveβbecause of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about βWestern civilization,β while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.
Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significantβthough not finalβvictory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
27.01.2026 13:06 β π 12134 π 4036 π¬ 267 π 440After 17 years, I left the EPA yesterday. I'm sad to leave my "unicorn job", but this admin won't let me work on climate change.
I'll be posting at thesaraphreport.substack.com
First up: the Endangerment Finding. I helped write it. I defended it. Now I'm watching them tear it down.
The insanity of all of this is that literally a handful of fucking elected Republicans could stop all of this. Which tells me they like it.
25.01.2026 01:16 β π 2890 π 680 π¬ 181 π 26"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
24.01.2026 21:14 β π 40089 π 12744 π¬ 556 π 537βEveryone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gunβ is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
24.01.2026 17:48 β π 17751 π 5544 π¬ 172 π 181That is definitely worse than no sword at all because it will sit there saying "I'm a sword, swing me around" and the handling experience will be so bad you will cry. Possibly the sword will come apart and launch the blade through the air into your cat, and the you will cry more.
24.01.2026 14:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's not generally known but that's what the blue wizards got up to.
24.01.2026 14:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
23.01.2026 22:20 β π 5602 π 991 π¬ 41 π 13If you don't have rosemarymosco.com/books/a-pock... I recommend it.
23.01.2026 21:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You really don't have to assess their posts any more, you can just assume everything is a lie. The only thing you miss out on is figuring out exactly what kind of lie it is which is an ok hobby activity if you like doing it but not necessary.
23.01.2026 17:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.
22.01.2026 12:21 β π 10419 π 2699 π¬ 190 π 39Those eyes know no one is innocent.
21.01.2026 19:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is because LLMs are best at meaningless ritual bullshit no one should be making, and the further up the chain you go the more of your job is producing and consuming this stuff
21.01.2026 17:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Big tech got enough monopoly power that they've lost all their sell products to customer skills. They only know rent seeking now and can't fathom what humans might want to pay for.
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