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@hawkize.bsky.social

it’s me (who’s me? well that’s up to you)

672 Followers  |  55 Following  |  59 Posts  |  Joined: 01.08.2023  |  1.7322

Latest posts by hawkize.bsky.social on Bluesky


Ah yeah the Cracker Barrel

06.01.2026 16:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I covered that game in 2007 I think

06.01.2026 10:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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06.01.2026 10:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

happy traitor day everyone

Going to rush the doors of the gym

if you don’t fight like hell we won’t have gym

06.01.2026 10:05 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait a god damned minute

06.01.2026 10:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My god i just woke up for coffee before the gym (i go to the gym it’s not a big deal dude sheesh) but i am now solely posting here because i found you again and its all because of this singular post

06.01.2026 10:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you son of a

16.10.2025 13:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m gonna fuckin do it

16.10.2025 13:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Understood

15.10.2025 11:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude same holy shit

15.10.2025 11:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@treblaw.bsky.social hey man

15.10.2025 11:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23.

A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."

23.09.2025 22:44 — 👍 6902    🔁 2339    💬 226    📌 324

Don’t follow him. I take it back

17.09.2025 08:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey all what’s up

17.09.2025 08:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not… aware of the answer

13.09.2025 03:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wanna fuckin bet pal

13.09.2025 02:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wow bit pervy

13.09.2025 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Owns stock

12.09.2025 08:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No

12.09.2025 08:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

hi

26.07.2025 06:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Today, I’ll take largest risk ever taken. Making Pat McAfee a registered sex offender on live television.”

12.06.2025 13:58 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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okay fine I’m finally good to come here for good let’s hang out

12.06.2025 07:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t tell me my business devil woman

15.05.2025 19:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

okay okay I’ll try to move here

23.04.2025 07:22 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes

13.02.2025 03:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MAYBE

12.02.2025 06:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey buddy sorry for yelling in discord I’m a dick

12.02.2025 05:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey

12.02.2025 04:43 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

wait what I what now

30.12.2024 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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