Pandora's Mox

In the criminal justice system, snowball-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Snowball Unit. These are their stories.

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Target’s desperation: hiding the fact they’re the purchase portal behind an ad for a product using black people singing a (rewritten) song originally written and performed by a black band.

(Get wrekt Target, still boycotting).

It is /well/ over a month before my birthday and I’ve received a bday coupon from a brand.

Economic indicators? Maybe. A thread/collection of random observations:

Those are purty

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Today’s lunchtime noises:

Rewriting the lyrics of Ugly Kid Joe’s “I hate everything about you” to “I hate everything about food” as I figure out what to eat

(My brand of adhd executive dysfunction’s mortal enemy is meal planning and food prep)

Ever since we resumed normal winter after last week's First False Spring I have not been able to warm up.

I would like to speed-run fake springs 2 & 3 now

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

The Devil Wears Jorts

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

This guy gets it.

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

I'm here to hate on kiwi for its sheer audacity to be fuzzy

Best investigation I've ever seen.

and idk if the Adams family supported his trash opinions but I'm so staunchly anti-AI and anti-VC and anti-MenLikeThis that I hope it goes to court and they get their bag.

Story I'm not clicking on:

"I'm the Vulture Capitalist who created AI frankenmonster Scott Adams. Here's why I'm continuing the project despite his family's..." (I assume the truncated word is wishes/objections).

whyyyyyyy are people

Love this for her.

SpaceX rocket doesn't need to be aimed anywhere, it'll explode before it leaves the atmosphere

This doesn't seem worth having a Discord account

Its a White pickup truck Toyota Tacoma XtraCab pickup truck featuring custom 1990s-style Jazz graphics. From the cup!

In the depths of pando, a friend started a weekly anime watch evening with me and he was adamant about this being in our watchlist (and wolf children that you mention later). Both are so good!

Incredible opinion. It holds that the common ICE tactic of jumping out of an unidentified rental vehicle and seizing suspected noncitizens while masked violates the Fourth Amendment because the *manner* of the seizure is incompatible with a free society governed by the rule of law.

ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳

This is an insane spread. I love it.

Sounds like a pretty normal hangup to me

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!

Supreme Connections: Search Supreme Court Disclosures — ProPublica Search Supreme Court financial disclosures for organizations and people that have paid justices, reimbursed them for travel, given them gifts and more.

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Our database allows you to search for organizations and people that have paid them, reimbursed them for travel and given them gifts.

two men are sitting at a table with the caption what would you say you do here ? Alt: Scene from Office Space: two men, the Bobs, are sitting at a table with the caption "what would you say you do here?"

Me, to that guy: