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A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

😳😍😳😍😳😍😳😍😳😍

No loads refused washing machine

This lady’s husband must be a chaser or something. An absolutely unhinged obsession over the dolls

If they haven’t already, government scientists need to start putting data on personal storage devices so we don’t lose decades of scientific progress over the next 4 years

Take your time, your videos are worth the wait!

I spoke to a talented junior scientist who just got a good faculty job offer in the US and they told me “well I wouldn’t move to 1930s Germany either” so that’s how that’s going

pokemon has gona woke. they're called mistress balls now

She’s ready to play!

*to the tune of we didn’t start the fire*

Generative AI, Elon Musk’s Nazi sign
Donald Trump, inflation, Luigi Mangione

If hand gestures, such as Elon's, don't mean anything, then I'm sure you won't mind me fingering your wife

If I can’t get a new passport because of this clown I’m gonna be so pissed

My friend tells me he writes songs about sewing machines.

He’s a Singer Songwriter, or sew it seams.

I just realized that my friend’s dnd character is basically just glinda (and that she treats my dnd character like elphaba pre- becoming friends 😭)

First there were books. Then a movie based on the books. Then a book adapted from that. Then a stage musical. Now a theatrical release. Truly, there is no rest for the Wicked

And this is why people mask their autism

going to become the most hated woman in my apartment complex's history by picking the sousaphone back up

This is literally how my husband uses uber eats 😭

Flight leaves in less than two hours and my man is not back from his errands nor is he even PACKED. What the hell, sure

Oh cool my mom just randomly shares transphobic memes on facebook now

[still hasn't finished act 3 voice] I should start a new playthrough of Baldur's Gate.

More gay guys should transition for the bit

i used to serve cunt but i had my food handlers license revoked for being raw as fuck

Who needs gender dysphoria when you have f2p charizard ex immersive rare pull

My husband told me this carhartt jacket I got from work was too masculine so of course I had to show him how well I could slay in it

Sometimes I feel like a natural purple 💜

Well girls we made it to bluesky