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Queer terror and book wyrm. Cat parent living in the Midwest.

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They breast the guy so hard, he lost his shoe.

01.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best of luck in school! Sending you good vibes πŸ’—

30.10.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That sax solo was hot enough to melt ice!

19.10.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No awl behaviores 100% good because cat. Hoomans make me go πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

19.10.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful.

19.10.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blue line is PACKED.

18.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is some fucked up shit.

18.10.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was looking at a condo in a 6-3/8-3 when I was house hunting. The condo was GORGEOUS, but out of our price range.

13.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, their copy editors should be THE BEST at this. SMH. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

12.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is holding his finger to his forehead while thinking . ALT: a man is holding his finger to his forehead while thinking .

Can’t leave your baby in a car if you don’t have a car.

12.10.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its ok! We don’t have the means to fully fund all our public services and then some! Too poor! πŸ™ƒπŸ« 

12.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad I’m no longer subscribed to them. Miss their Cooking and Games sections sometimes, but I’d rather not find fascist sympathizers.

11.10.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s heartbreaking all around. I wish we, as a society, were much more open and’s accepting of the cookie cutter families.

09.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah Yes, the wealthiest of her constituents who would complain the loudest.
I would tell her that they’ll complain a lot more if they don’t get the transit that they want. Also how the fuck does she think that the fiscal cliff will be avoided?

09.10.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Frogman is magical.

09.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So much biking infrastructure in urban areas is … questionable. Too often it’s great at getting your heart rate up and not much else.

08.10.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any ν˜Έλ°• would work.

08.10.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The hero we need 🐸🫑

06.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could wipe out that IL transit fiscal cliff real quick…

03.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon woman is laying on the floor with her mouth open and the words lawddd written on the bottom . ALT: a cartoon woman is laying on the floor with her mouth open and the words lawddd written on the bottom .

You made it more than 2x around?! No wonder you collapsed posed!

27.09.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish my life got ruined and I got a fancy federal position.

19.09.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh right, due to NIMBYs, they can’t build a parking garage much less more or denser housing. Thanks NIMBY’s for ruining life with a car! Could’ve taken a train but we can’t build nice things πŸ˜’

19.09.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It could also be that other parts of LA are difficult to get to without public transit, so I have sympathy for them for wanting to keep a car. But build a f***ing parking garage if it’s so important to you.

19.09.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My heart breaks for him and his family.

19.09.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, same! Hope you have plenty of ice packs at home.

19.09.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The quick brown kid jumped over the lazy white dog. 😍πŸ₯°

14.09.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hi. I’m in the final stages of wedding planning and that scream could also be me πŸ™ƒπŸ« 

14.09.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep up the good work! πŸ™Œ

13.09.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s horrific. I’m sorry to hear that your district’s teachers and select board members had to go through that. I hope the board members who stalked and harassed their colleagues got voted out.

12.09.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’ll like it -they just don’t know it yet!

08.09.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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