reluctant anchorite

moon's still on clear sky - bit mild bird horde above quickly goes the sun turns up making everything different

13/11/25

it just so perfectly fits Mark’s general tone/voice/cadence of historical outrage I am dying

etc lol

“Oh and I suppose they’re a DANGER to the little tiny fish at the bottom of the ocean, Mark. Is that it?? Are you so concerned about the little fishes??”

“It’s NOT the bottom of the bloody ocean Jeremy, it’s the tidal plateau! It’s visible at all tidal stages!!”

“Mark. I don’t see what the fuss is about. It’s an old boat, probably doesn’t even float, does it. But ohhhh it must be pro-tect-ed. What a joke.”

“Jeremy, it’s a decrepit wartime wreck filled with very dangerous munitions! high-explosive munitions, Jeremy!”

I’m imagining mark and jez having a convo about this and it’s so funny

“at all tide stages” has ended me

I remember the Isle of Dogs day ahaha

omg INCREDIBLE

gosh eye. yes xx

you may think I am exaggerating that last one but no

there are 3 seasons in England: Too Humid, Bit Wet Innit, and Fireworks Season (16 October - 7 January)

your comments always make me feel so …precisely understood…in a way that’s very rare

ty xx

oh I love this anecdote Eye! ❤️

an elderly woman is sitting in a chair holding a cup and saucer Alt: Ma from the Golden Girls is sitting in a chair holding a cup and saucer

you guys oh my fg I was just at the pharmacy to pick up meds and i give my DOB to the girl at the counter and she goes, very cheerfully, “oh your birthday is only one day off my mom’s!”

cannot stress enough that this was a very friendly but very unequivocally a fully grown fully adult person

Would watch this sitcom so hard ngl

one of Mucha’s “Spring” seasons pieces

still think they’re really lovely tbh

photo of a phone case with Alphonse Mucha florals on it

needed a new phone case and impulsively got a Mucha one because it made me think of being 10 or 12 and seeing his Seasons paintings in a book and thinking they were the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen

(what a strange earnest culturally-stranded kid I was yes)

I just rewatched The Lives of Others and I’d forgotten how it ends and oh my god “burst into tears” is run right into the ground but…this was that

(also it’s so fucking good, begging you to watch it if you have not)

keep putting it off till I’m Less Emotionally Frail etc cause I feel like it will wallop me but uh

enchanted to learn JPII visited the set of The Blues Brothers

brain like driving sleet today 😖

Man I gotta watch that show

literally shaking and on-and-off crying while forcing myself to do paperwork that’s 2 years overdue

honestly it’s impossible to describe life with this brain without sounding ludicrous or like I’m exaggerating. which is why I mostly don’t.

walking home in S London and a man just moved aside to let me past and lurched tipsily right into the side of a parked car

chivalry is not dead, kids

sorry sorry @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social

condemned to briefly but perpetually conflate Weezer and Wilco

Snippet from Real Time Trains showing the Azuma was one minute up from Fletton Junction onwards, and arrived at Huntington 3 minutes after it was originally due to pass.

Whatever else comes out once the attack on the ECML train last night, this alone is a credit to the train crew, driver, and signalling team.

Huntingdon was the first possible stop. In a highly stressful situation and improvising a plan the train lost just 3 minutes vs line speed to get there.

I have seen this before but I love it with all my heart and also love that it made you think of me lol xx