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This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. β€œI consider it to ...

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

24.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11032    πŸ” 4708    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 266
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meanwhile on reddit

24.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this is like, β€œeww squick” it wouldn’t hurt me, but this basically bans the first episode of Game of Thrones, a significant amount of Greek mythology, and every open fanfiction website on the planet. And I wouldn’t trust an authoritarian govt with β€œnuance” about what is art and what is porn.

24.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3073    πŸ” 1159    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 17

(It’s where all the hot water pipes for the radiators come out of the kitchen πŸ˜†)

24.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s like two dozen soft places to sleep in this flat, so naturally THIS is his favourite spot…

24.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a reminder that you don't HAVE to turn into a spineless bootlicker the minute you put on hockey pads.

23.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ripley was going for twice-monthly vet visits for six months after we first got Darwin, so I wasn’t expecting this reaction πŸ˜†

Luckily all he needed was distracting with a toy and then he forgot what he was mad at.

23.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Took Ripley to the vet for one (1) hour and Darwin has forgotten who he is πŸ™„

Guess Ripley took their shared brain cell with him.

23.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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They’re worse than cats istg

20.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our new local coffee shop is doing mini pancake stacks for Shrove Tuesday with an option of 20 different toppings.

The queue is right out the door down the sidewalk and the till receipt printer has broken so they’re doing it by hand. Nightmare scenario 😭

17.02.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Between 0 and 1, depending on the model.

14.02.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A fourth monitor has spawned in J’s simulator setup πŸ‘ΆπŸ»

13.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped

11.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2709    πŸ” 879    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 9
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On the one hand, very cute and unexpected, on the other hand, I brought these pillows in for ME 😀

11.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the opening weekend of our village’s only real coffee shop and I think the entire valley has turned up for it πŸ˜†

The larger town next door AND subsequent three villages don’t even have a coffee shop, so.

01.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Needed four coats of cheap white but we got there in the end 🫠

I didn’t want to risk the orange affecting the tint.

01.02.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We kept going with the white, but it was a yellow tinted orange so I don’t think it would have made the green more blue.

01.02.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad I didn’t go with an actual muted turquoise or it would have looked fully blue.

01.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Benjamin Moore to the rescue 😍

V pleased with my gamble, here… the colour is Antique Jade and looked much more minty green on other people’s (sunny) walls but this room is east facing and mostly gloomy. I wanted a muted turquoise and it worked!

01.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re using up the giant ten gallon tub of primer the previous owners left behind because I hate waste but my god this paint is shit. Three coats of basically water and you can still see some orange.

31.01.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It looks closer to cream in the pic but irl it’s actually pale orange 🀒

We can’t prep the walls properly, either, because they painted over lining paper. At least this is just our hobby room so I don’t feel tempted to rip it all off and start over.

31.01.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Back to the grind…

31.01.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The walking path was created from the former rail path of a mining β€œtramway” (small mining train), and we were delighted to find remnant of a dilapidated rail bridge, mine shaft, and standing cable car infrastructure along the way!

17.01.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bet y’all thought I was done, but nope! On our way back from our mini road trip- also our last full day in Tasmania- we went on our most epic walk of the holiday: six miles out and back through a rainforest to visit an incredibly high waterfall.

Pics don’t do it justice.

17.01.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s recently taken up sitting on chairs as a hobby and I’m pretty sure she just thinks I’m a Weird Chair.

17.01.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m like 99% sure that she doesn’t realize the uneven surface she’s resting on is me πŸ˜†

17.01.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Including one very baffling text conversation that went

Me: [provides address]
Them: thanks!

[several hours later]

Them: what’s your address?

16.01.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to be rude but are people just increasingly brain damaged? I mean in the literal sense.

I’ve witnessed THREE separate people today being confused by what I would call a pretty straightforward sentence.

16.01.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSadly no πŸ˜”β€

16.01.2026 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And ofc we had to go to one last beach- this one blustery and freezing for a change, but also with MASSIVE waves my camera doesn’t do justice to, which was exciting.

15.01.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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