state issued jellycat plush

If I ever see Steven Bartlett it’ll it’s on sight. I’ll go to jail I don’t care. Let’s see if your huel can save you from these hands.

I need people to stop saying that Qanon was right. They were worshipping one of the people who has been accused time and time again, and has been proven to be in the files. They were so wildly off base it’s not even funny.

I’ve never been so convinced of a creator being a paid right wing asset. She’s getting checks direct from Steve Bannon, I can just feel it. Temu ass Dana Scully.

Normal Rockwell I believe man

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

This is genuinely the most vile thing I’ve ever read. Imagine speaking about other human beings this way. Like they’re deciding which animal to send to a competition. Absolutely aghast.

We have such a problem when the Epstein files are understood as a bunch of perverted men with unacceptable sexual desires when it's about ultimate expressions of power, compromat, the planned demise of democracy and rituals to bind members of the elite class to one another.

We need to teach kids to hack again. We’ll have the full Epstein files released in three days flat.

Going to the Beatles biopic dressed as Lou Reed and throwing cigarette butts at the screen for the duration of the film. It’s what he would have wanted.

So how are the barbz doing? Are they crashing out or still deluding themselves?

"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something

I don’t know if Republicans/Maga/ICE themselves, realise how lucky they are that someone’s mother hasn’t come out shooting at them point blank. Someone is gonna want revenge eventually. And I’m not gonna condemn someone taking it into their own hands at this point.

Instagram post with image of a face carved into a tree Image reads A Tree Was Split Open in Africa... What Was Found Inside Has No Explanation Caption reads In early 2025, villagers in a rural region of Africa reported an unusual discovery after a large, centuries-old tree partially split following...

Instagram comment reads Someone got buried and a tree grew with it. Leaving human dna in the tree. Possibly. Five likes.

I think she’s absolutely right

Very poignant.

Sesame Street Instagram: Big Bird snuggling a smaller bird. Offering comfort in Scary Times: After a violent event, children of different ages will have different needs. These age based strategies can help them feel safer and more secure.

Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.

I’ve reached starseed child instagram it’s too late for me

You guys keep screwing up like this and I just don’t know how you can miss so hard? Your users are largely people who migrated from X/Twitter after it became a fascist cesspool, and yet you’ll implement the tos against random users, but not a USGov account that is being fashy AND posting murder vids

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

I’ve been ill for days and honestly if I die, I want it to be known that it is my final wish and testament that my corpse be launched directly at ICE. I will be a bio-hazardous projectile for the cause.

Let kids say fuck!!!!!

Destruction to the regime of evil in America right now. May doom befall them and hell burn their charred corpses forever.

A two year old. Two.

Not my aura- my aura has lasers that zap the bad vibes (dead cells). Guess I’m built different.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Fellas, is it cool to use a 5 year old child as bait??

🐹🌳💕🌍

Vince Gilligan is directing a remake of Lord of the Flies. Sources say it’s very boring and the flies were distracting to the central theme.

I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate

They’re doing the thing that all the people who are so insistent on keeping guns SAY they need their guns for. Only most of those same people are all for what Trumps Terrorists are doing.

Boy oh boy, I can’t wait for the UK to follow the US right off the crazy cliff!

I need to stay alive, if not for my loved ones, for the opportunity to piss on Starmer’s grave in the future.