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Learning is so cool, all the cool people are doing it

They should invent an empathy for men

Children abhor an adult at rest.

Why is the sentiment “I didn’t want to be the first to say it” more common than “I didn’t want to be the 15 thousandth person to say it”?

She might view that as a selling point, to be honest

being afraid to check your bank account is a sign of a healthy economy

My 4 year old loves crossing her eyes and making a silly face (It got a laugh).There is still some part of me that doesn’t want her to do it, but I can’t think of any legitimate reason to tell her no.

Screenshot of skeets that Bluesky put together on my timeline. Sweetie pie says "they should change the name of everything bagels to after eating this your teeth will look methy" and underneath that, Jenn posts "picking the poppyseeds from my everything bagel out of my teeth. Seductively."

Can always count on Bluesky

My daughter keeps growing, but I do not keep getting stronger. I foresee a problem here.

the glorious constitutional principle of "the president can't fuck with Supreme Court justices' investment portfolios" stands strong

Not the worst aspect of winter to be sure, but I really hate not being able to see the lines in a parking lot

OK, I’ll admit it: cooking with an apron fucking rules.

Do tricks on skis look cooler than tricks on a snowboard? They do, right?

Having any trouble seeing through that small Jeep windshield with all those duckies?

you guys would be hella surprised how inarticulate I am in person

they should invent a doctor's appointment time that happens exactly when I arrive

Angry Tony Soprano eating but with dino nuggets

Skimo with big flakes falling looks amazing.

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

"Is there technology the left is excited about?" is the kind of question you only ask if you're wildly naive about technology.

mRNA vaccines. Heat pumps. Offshore wind. Urban mining. Sodium batteries.

But god forbid we're not fawning over every new implementation of Making Computers Bad At Math.

Chris Pratt and Mark Wahlberg together in an add for an app to help you pray during Lent?! WTF?!

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

What the fuck is Hallow?! That has to be the worst ad I’ve ever seen.

When your whole body itches it's called a bitch

Vanna White turns 69 today. In lieu of cards, send letters.

That seems excessively cold

If you see me not doing anything, it's not because I have nothing to do. It's because I don't have the capacity to do anything

“The West Wing” wants us to believe the country would be better off if the Josh Lymans and Toby Zieglers of the world were in charge. Instead, they make it clear that Donna Moss and Margaret should be in charge.

ME: happy valentine’s day

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that

Valentine’s Day celebration in my daughter’s pre-k classroom means I can finally learn the names of these kids she is talking about. Seeing the name written out on a card helps when you have only heard a 4 year old’s pronunciation of it.