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*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

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How to ymprove higher ed
And win all the pryzes:
1) Hire manye facultye
2) Small class syzes

Oh shit ME TOO

Saying “in the parlance of the youth” to refer to internet lingo I don’t know is one of the funniest things I do on a regular basis, but no one seems to agree with me.

This post rated “You should definitely post that dear” by @carmparens.bsky.social

A whole shovel full of magnets

Photo of a white bag of Skratch Labs brand "apple cider hydration sport drink mix" with images of apple chunks and cinnamon sticks.

If you use electrolyte drinks, Skratch Labs is having an end-of-a sale including their unique HOT APPLE CIDER flavor that's brilliant for colder weather: www.skratchlabs.com/products/hyd... #disability

This is your regular reminder that there is no research showing that active shooter drills save lives--and there is a wealth of research showing that they traumatize kids and staff.

I just received our school's heads-up and form for opting out our kids. If yours doesn't do the same, ask for it.

Hi so this is slavery.

COVID Isn’t a Cold. It’s Cigarettes All Over Again Look, we’ve been here before.My grandpa smoked two packs a day for most of my memory of him. Everyone did. Doctors literally prescribed cigarettes for stress. They said it was good for you. Made you l...

COVID Isn’t a Cold. It’s Cigarettes All Over Again, by @david.notesforfriends.com

www.dilatemag.com/post/covid-i...

Who knew being a heartless killing machine would present so many moral dilemmas. (Yes, that was sarcasm.)

Ronald Reagan–appointed U.S. District Judge William Young:

“ICE goes masked for a single reason — to terrorize Americans into quiescence… To us, masks are associated with cowardly desperados and the despised Ku Klux Klan. In all our history we have never tolerated an armed, masked secret police.”

A painting of a bird beside the text "i didn't get out of bed and put on clothes to be subjected to this horseshit"

I do not want the video. I will never watch the video. I usually won’t even give the video the effort of complaint.

I just want to read the news story. Give me the text. This would be my Ted Talk but that would be text too.

Uncaffeinated thought of the moment: I don’t want a lavender marriage, I want a lavender FWB arrangement where the benefits part is having a straight-passing dude on standby to go talk to mechanics and plumbers for me so I don’t get the special Little Lady pricing.

This . . . might work

Action Needed: Urge Governor Newsom to Sign Five Critical Trans Rights Bills TransFamily Support Services is proud to co-sponsor five critical trans rights bills that have officially passed the California Legislature. This is a major victory—one made possible through a powerfu...

A huge win for trans people in California: the state legislature passed five bills protecting our rights!

Now it's time to call on Governor Gavin Newsom to sign them. Contact him before October 12th: transfamilysos.org/action-neede...

#TransRights #TransYouth #TransCalifornia

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Please just write it down I stg

Reposting and bookmarking to share with students in my sci comm class in the winter about why I believe that me telling them not to use genAI is in their best interest.

jobs are either "Grant Writer ($32,165–$33,165)" or "Senior Vice President of Child Slaughter ($650,000–$750,000, 401k/medical/dental/vision/you can touch the art at museums)"

Georgia’s Medicaid Work Requirement Program Spent Twice as Much on Administrative Costs as on Health Care, GAO Says Republican lawmakers cite Georgia’s Pathways to Coverage as a national model for federal Medicaid work requirements that are set to take effect in 2027. A new report shows the program has spent at lea...

Reminder from @propublica.org that some people are more interested in punishing and having power over other people than they are in damn near anything else they claim to care about.

"Georgia’s Medicaid Work Requirement Program Spent Twice as Much on Administrative Costs as on Health Care, GAO Says"

I picked the wrong timeline to stop drinking so much

I am stoked for this! A Seanan McGuire full novel set in Strixhaven? Heck yeah!

Oregon wildland firefighter released from ICE custody after lawyers file challenge The 23-year-old Oregon man was arrested during a red flag warning at the Bear Gulch fire on Washington's Olympic Peninsula.

Reading this piece on the wildland firefighter pulled off an active fire line in Washington by #ICE & his release by the feds with dropped charges after a month in detention ought to infuriate every American. Our tax dollars are paying for this BS. Just an outrage. www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/0...

"You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage."

This is so true