Dubious Genius

The 1st stage of grief is Shock, otherwise known as "good grief!"

Stop mansplaining The Silence of the Lambs to me, I dont need a Hannibal lecture.

Road sign for 'Skirmish Paintball'

How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.

Photo of Mark Wahlberg with a sign of the cross on ashes on his forehead

Marky Mark

Winter FACT: in Greenland they have more than 50 words for snow. These include snope, snegative, snevergonnahappen and, of course, snotonyournelly.

It's okay, everyone - I've found a loophole. You only need to exercise and eat a balanced diet IF you want to live longer.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am, dismayed at the current trajectory of global politics.

"That's a nice secret you've got there" - secret admirer

Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give love a bad name, and also you've been found guilty of premeditated murder by a jury of your peers, and I hereby sentence you to life in prison without parole.

What BlueSky really needs is a Daft folder.

Stop doomscrolling!

Get outside, and start doomstrolling.

What BlueSky really needs is a Daft folder.

Excuse me, do you have a Valentine's Day card that plays "Dust in the Wind"?

Yes - that bloke who invented the invisibility cloak had his 15 minutes of fame, but where is he now?

pic of a ruined stone church with the title "castlefreke"

(guy who's unable to remember the term "court jester"): uh have you seen the

Unless, of course, they took it without Craig David's permission 😂

Stop a Canadian corporation harvesting huge forests of seaweed from the west coast There should be a public consultation on this plan opening soon but lets gather signatures to demonstrate the fact that up and down the west coast, thousands of people don't want our seaweed rights gi...

''Acadian Seaplants, a massive Canadian corporation and owner of Arramara Teoranta, has put in an application to harvest tens of thousands of tons of wrack from huge swathes of the west coast.''

Sign the petition and lets stop this from happening ✊️

#SpeirGorm

my.uplift.ie/petitions/st...

Caught my wife in bed with an abstract artist. He said "it's not what it looks like"

The US has some quirky traditions that are really important to Americans, but seem silly to people in other countries, like pardoning a turkey at Thanksgiving, asking a groundhog to predict the weather, or allowing the Electoral College to choose their president.

Happy Groundhog Day to my American friends!

Happy Mincedpork Day to everyone else!

“Melania” really hurting its Oscar chances with a January release.

bari weiss is blocking 60 minutes’ report into the latest epstein files release until they have a new, on-the-record interview with jeffrey epstein

FOUR DAYS with eyes. Background is adorned with Coherent Comedy Logo - Two line drawings of strawberries next to each other one upside down with Coherent Comedy written underneath. Colour scheme is black and white on a rose background.

🍓NEXT MONDAY🍓

Four days until our February show.

Please come, it will be great

📅 Monday 2nd February 20:00
🖥️ Online, via Zoom
🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link 👇

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966906431...

Music FACT: Placebo were originally a Cure tribute band.

Heard a rumour that Laura Kuenssberg will be the next high profile Tory to defect to Reform.

The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, representing a time of unprecedented danger. To put it into perspective, that's only 64 seconds from a So Solid Crew comeback.

The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, representing a time of unprecedented danger. To put it into perspective, that's only 64 seconds from a So Solid Crew comeback.

Nigel Farage, with Suella Braverman at her press unveiling, pointing at something or someone.

“And this is how we point at the sea”

DISSTOPIA: an insufferable society where leaders spend all their time exchanging insults through the media.