Canula is a little hurty today
18.11.2025 01:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mummaslayer.bsky.social
Canula is a little hurty today
18.11.2025 01:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because you donβt want to step in something you shouldnβt and you like your feet
18.11.2025 01:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Hear me out. Ask him what he feels would be a workable punishment?
17.11.2025 14:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When dumb cunts do dumb things
17.11.2025 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eating my hashbrowns and listening to the birds. Thunder rolling in and a faint smell of rain
31.10.2025 03:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sitting on the bathroom floor throwing up. What are you doing?
27.10.2025 23:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Waiting for sleep. Having pushed back my MS meds a week, tiredness and fatigue are my two besties.
16.10.2025 12:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my new coworker πΌ
15.10.2025 01:39 β π 380 π 54 π¬ 2 π 4Today was busy but I still managed to achieve 4 items on our family To Do list. So Iβm taking that as a win and going to work on 2 more tomorrow.
13.10.2025 11:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mine thinks heβs a lion
13.10.2025 11:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0πππ€£π€£ No we didnβt. Why would we honour a racist, bigoted dickhead like Charlie Kirk?
Have you seen the shit we give his clone Babet?
Itβs what Baby Cheeses would want
13.10.2025 11:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you ever come across Lego Education/STEM in your adventures? Mx 10 has decided they would like some to practice coding with. But brandy new itβs exxy
13.10.2025 11:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thugs cosplaying at Law Enforcement
12.10.2025 04:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The best part of today is doing absolutely fucking nothing. The 3 of us are chilling and lounging around, after a crazy first week back to school and work.
12.10.2025 03:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And who sends screenshots of failures. FFS thatβs childlike behavior
12.10.2025 02:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is R the boyfriend? Cause you are smart and you are amazing.
12.10.2025 02:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Whoβs next?
Stephen Millerβs desire is to have the population of the States be 100,000,000
Current population is 341,000,000
What dosage were you on before you stopped?
11.10.2025 11:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was hoping you would get a giggle, after your gymnastics stunt down the staircase. Iβm bruised from the knees down and my face. Face planted into the garden bed, which consists of large round pebbles/rocks
11.10.2025 09:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Remember folks when helping someone who has fallen over, itβs very important that you donβt fall over in the attempt to rescue them.
11.10.2025 09:09 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Dick Johnson.
Unsolicited Dick pic
11.10.2025 07:27 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Awesome. Then I can assume safely that Iβm winning a zillion dollars
11.10.2025 09:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Miss 10 has told me this afternoon that their pronouns are now βthey/theirβ. I asked them genuinely if I should them βmy daughterβ. They said βCall me Familyβ. And then told me they are back with their girlfriend. And now Iβm unsure if they are a lesbian or not.
11.10.2025 09:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kmart have some amazing little stools (in case this doesnβt work out)
11.10.2025 08:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Had a fall last night. Currently waiting for a CT scan and then Iβm crawling back into bed.
07.10.2025 22:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#BloodMoon
07.10.2025 08:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thatβs hilarious Purps
06.10.2025 11:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0