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I can credit THE DISPOSSESSED by Le Guin, THE MASTER AND MARGARITA by Bulgakov, and PARABLE OF THE SOWER by Butler for ensuring i count on making it to tomorrow. It will get worse before it gets better. But it will get better. I am the cockroach that survives the bomb because of these books.

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My other car is a whaling vessel scouring the southern hemisphere for the elusive, pale leviathan known by the terrible appellation Moby-Dick.

Hell yeah it fuckin happened babyyyy!!!!

Zohran, please, Los Angeles needs you.

Not to speculate, but

brain: "english major is into They Might Be Giants" is one of those "Fork Found In Kitchen" kinda sentences, ain't it

me: mmm.

Hi reddit, I'm considering euthanasia for my friend who still refers to it as "spoopy season"despite being in their 30s. What is the best way to do it humanely?

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Per my last email, the janitorial staff MUST oil the toilet paper rollers, as the loud squeaking keeps alerting the rest of the bathroom occupants on how much toilet paper I use. I'm getting snide comments right now as I type this in the stall. "Lotta paperwork?" they just said. Unprofessional.

I got catholic-raptured! That's right, the catholics have it too! I happened to be in proximity to the scapula of a dead saint and it carried me heavenward. Peter is here and he's super pissed at me for jerking off so often.

If you know the right password, you can unlock the gender-affirming surgery clinic's secret menu, which includes:

- 2nd set of titties
- vagina with a penis that emerges out of the hole like the xenomorph's mouth in Alien
- "The Trifecta" (three prehensile penises)
- cloaca

stop being a doomer: once we have the votes to oust the Young Queen from the throne of Viriconium, we'll rebuild the broken towers of the Pastel City, then restore the sciences and machinery of the Afternoon Cultures to their height

Feelin dysphoric 2day, don't mind me 🛹

I show up to the abcd orgy lookin like willem dafoe saying, "I'm something of a sapphic myself"

screenshot from Golden Sun: The Lost Age. Maha says, "I have spent a great deal of time thinking about werewolves."

He has a heart attack so severe that his dick gets launched off his body and it flies into the other guy's mouth, who then chokes on it.

If we post enough, it will happen.

Growing up around Colorado Springs was a nightmare because of this fucker. Rot in piss, wretch.

Hey, at least there will finally be someone to stop me from driving all the old men crazy.

I for one can't believe we just let those boys fight if they wanted.

A crude drawing by reddit user MetalGearTom of Anne Shirley from Anne of Green Gables breaking a chalk slate over the head of Frieza from Dragonball Z

Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit

Quipe, the oft forgotten fifth pillar

FREE GRETCHEN.

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My ex got the fucking clapper in the divorce. I look like a moron any time i try to turn off the lights by clapping. "Just buy a new one!" Newsflash, bozo, my credit card was also on the clapper. Do you know how dumb i look trying to clap at the card reader and nothing happens?

Worst job i ever had was at Build-a-bear workshop, where i was the guy in back who would euthanize all the fucked up bears with a cattle gun.

Me and the boys were gearing up for a sesh of D&DWYJOIORDAYSIDBSOCLIMV (Dungeons and Dragons where you jack off instead of roll dice and your success is determined by size of cum load in metric volume) but the DM's wife won't allow him to host since we broke the "only on the table" rule last time.

It's that consummate professionalism that keeps me coming back.

The @fiofiorello.bsky.social face reveal not being a one-to-one copy of a pixelated wario has me feeling the same way as finding out that the teachers don't live at the elementary school.