Angry Cephalopod

Yeah but it’s a platform that requires literacy and that gives us a home-field advantage (in the absence of X’s particular manipulation)

When I was in high school in 2002 I was baffled that there were people still mad about the Vietnam war, and, well,

Holy fucking thirty percent

TIL Léon Blum was Jewish and the most surprising thing is I didn’t already know that (a Dreyfusard named Blum!)

Nonsense! We sawed them apart in Panama to prove the point!

It’s not like there’s only one

It’s what happens when a majority of your founding population are literate social democrats

A bailout doesn’t make bad capital expenditures good. It won’t keep the stock price inflated. It will line the pockets of the CEO’s

You ever ask a one-year old “where’s your hat?” They look up and it’s hilarious

What do you do after nationalizing an industry whose highest and best use is for it to go away

I’ve been making the “fellas, is it gay to love your wife” joke for years and he just… tweeted it out

Hey guys, over here! A chick says she needs something explained

Aw man I’m gonna have to follow you for one of those things

He had one job and didn’t do it, everything else is downstream of that

It’s spelled Bae Wolf

Good news about Jewish hell

Wasn’t the actual head of German intelligence spying for the allies

The only solution is for millennials to start writing complaint letters like the boomers have been doing. I can’t wait

Ok I’ve wanted to mute this image all day but yours is a good one

This is why I avoid severing my fingers

Yes I’m using leeches as a widely recognizable synecdoche for the four humours theory, but it is tru that actual leeches can be used for other things, disgusting as that may be

If the IDF kills 50 people with a bomb it’s a test of the ceasefire; if an Arab teenager throws a rock afterwards, then the ceasefire is over

Yo-Yo Ma with no sheet music, a bad motherfucker

Leslie Knope is that you

Also A Unicorn, a Dinosaur, and a Shark were Riding a Bicycle, in which the characters argue with the narrator

He doesn’t know it yet but mine is a postmodernist. His faves are Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus (the reader must shout NO at the pigeon) and The Book with No Pictures (which “tricks” the adult reading it into saying funny nonsense words)

If it helps, “western medicine” is the Galenic four humours bullshit. You know, with leeches and shit. Science based medicine isn’t western medicine. It belongs to everyone who believes in empiricism

An MBA is for teaching dumb rich kids the basic arithmetic of profit and loss so they know how to sell the seed corn, distribute the proceeds to themselves and stockholders, and then walk away as the enterprise collapses. I can’t wait until there’s no companies left

I am increasingly coming around to the view that we should not extend expensive services and utilities for free to suburban and rural areas. The most subsidized people in the nation think everyone else is mooching off of them. Give them independence. Is this an argument to dissolve the union? Maybe

Seder plate but the egg is dyed Easter colors