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We got working dialogs now

I'm updating my website to look like windows 98 and i'm so obsessed with it mrld.me

im so glad 98.css exists

Just discovered iphones have a secret demon clock function and it scared the shit outta me

NOT too cold for kitty to help me in the garden!!

Too cold to strip today what's the point of even getting out of bed

Is eating costco protein bars every day going to kill me

Don't let men tell you that digging holes is a dudes only activity!!! If you're a girl GO OUTSIDE AND DIG A HOLE RIGHT NOW!!!

Finally warm enough to begin the paint stripping. It's off to a good start!!

Lochlan sighting on the deck!!!! Turns out if you call him over by his name he's a little more interested in you. I got some headbutts and licks as a reward. He is big!!!

HUGE UPDATE: met the kitty's owner today and she seems really nice and also has green hair. Most importantly i know the black cats name now!!!! His name is Lochlan!!!!!

My mom thinks that being good at drawing makes you automatically good at painting and has been asking me for a very specific painting for YEARS. Her birthday is this weekend and this looks like shit from a butt.

But at least it isn't AI

If you stick one of these in his line of sight his little orange brain short circuits until it's fully destroyed

We're training him to be a shoulder kitty

i love studying photos and making plans for drawings and then NEVER DRAWING THEM!!!!!

I'm scheming up some backyard bullshit for hopefully next weekend

He's supervising again today

He was out here waiting for us the past few mornings so I guess I have to make this my morning routine now.

I'm building a vegetable garden!!!!

SPROUT MODE ACTIVATE!!!!!!

when i do my green under dye again it'll look like two sprouts coming out of my head it'll be awesome

idk how i got this idea in my head. i just knew i wanted shorter hair anyways so i could try to grow it out a bit thicker but then last week while scuba diving i was just like "what if i kept a couple long braids just for funsies" and now here we are

i asked my mom a few days ago what she would think if i got a rat tail thinking she'd get so mad at me for asking (because she gets mad about tattoos/piercings) but she was like sure whatever, i had one when i was your age. WHAT

anyways i look like this now

Bought another domain for our old high school scuba club and my old teacher reached out and said he wanted to fully fund all the domain and web hosting costs 🥺

Boyfriend keeps sending me photos of the neighborhood cat stalking him and trying to break into our house because he started feeding him turkey. this is our UPSTAIRS DECK!!

This fat fuck isn't letting me up the stairs unless i answer his riddles three

Going back to my roots of being an ipad kid in the back of a minivan

Why is facebook messenger's first sticker suggestion for me a nose surgery diagram

i got home from costa rica at like 10pm last night and today i made a last minute decision to drive to kansas with my mom??? I love being unemployed

We keep seeing this on the way to and from the beach our dive boat picks us up at. You gotta be kidding me man

i am sitting on the toilet in my hotel room and it still feels like i'm on a boat