to any members of the Chinese military who just got purged: Cool Zone is hiring and we NEED people with experience planning for a land war with India
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to any members of the Chinese military who just got purged: Cool Zone is hiring and we NEED people with experience planning for a land war with India
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Most stage versions of Peter Pan have Peter played by a young woman, traditionally. Cops are gonna be busting down school plays for this stupid bullshit
04.02.2026 00:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your thoughts? I thought it was rough around the edges but I had a good time. Overall I thought it was good and I was impressed with how good it was given the budget and it being a YouTubers film debut.
04.02.2026 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean at this point heβs just a YouTuber. heβs not tried to be βkid friendlyβ or anything like that in years. I donβt watch his channels that much anymore but I like his podcasts. Heβs funny. it doesnβt matter if heβs a βchildrenβs YouTuber,β he can still make media intended for other audiences.
04.02.2026 00:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0drunk driving is illegal, so when you see the cop car light up behind you just hurl yourself out the driver's side door of your moving vehicle so you are no longer driving. congratulations: you just beat the system.
28.01.2026 23:53 β π 1115 π 70 π¬ 37 π 2Well if I stop and think for more than about 30 seconds I start sobbing but other than that I'm doing not terrible considering the state of things!
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
GOD AS MY WITNESS WE WILL SEE THEM FALL. WE ARE GOING TO WIN
MOREOVER, ICE MSUT BE DESTROYED
SO ITβS PULL DOWN THE WATCHTOWERS, YOUβRE GOIN HOME AT LAST
SAY FAREWELL TO BELLAGHY, CARRICKMORE, AND WEST BELFAST
WITH A KITBAG ON YOUR SHOULDER AND A TEAR ALL IN YOUR EYE
BUT PARDON ME FOR SMILING WHILE YOUβRE WAVING ME GOODBYE
Despite the obvious disgusting premise, tbh one of the funniest photos idgaf. Her holding the pistol like a garden hose nozzle, his pants that are way too long, him choking up too high on the rifle, both of them have their dogs out, amazing.
27.01.2026 01:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You gotta watch the samurai one and the yuri one and THATS IT
26.01.2026 10:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy reasonable and measured take, Batman
26.01.2026 10:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anything less than a full, extensive, Nuremberg-style series of investigations and trials will be a failure.
24.01.2026 03:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. Youβre going to need to spit on that guy
22.01.2026 02:27 β π 12976 π 3626 π¬ 257 π 112Will put on some king crimson and stick a finger up my ass and get back to you on this one π
23.01.2026 01:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was lucky enough to see this in theaters and now I get to experience peak once more
21.01.2026 17:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trevor is the prince that was promised to Jacksonville. Iβve been a Trevor truther since day one and I always will be DUUUVAL!!!!
20.01.2026 00:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 021 years ago Joe had a simple question
12.06.2024 20:14 β π 5872 π 1362 π¬ 42 π 28Eternal 2016
17.01.2026 07:12 β π 599 π 53 π¬ 8 π 0βApril 2025, Napoleon is aura farming. Lowkey though, The British fleet stands on business - Oceans do be battlefields famβ
16.01.2026 11:09 β π 295 π 40 π¬ 3 π 0rightwingers always call women βtoo emotionalβ but renee good states sheβs not mad in a calm voice while the agitated emotional ICE agent unloads his gun umprompted and calls her a βfucking bitchβ after sheβs dead
09.01.2026 21:51 β π 8685 π 1622 π¬ 74 π 29*hands you another glass of whiskeyβ
10.01.2026 02:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0love da library too shoutout to da library
15.12.2025 01:33 β π 394 π 14 π¬ 4 π 0how the grinch stole two 40s and pack of camels
01.12.2025 23:03 β π 382 π 81 π¬ 4 π 3Phillip and Elizabeth Jennings are coming to get me. While theyβre very competent, honestly I think theyβre like 1 for 5 in extracting important people hitch-free lmao
01.12.2025 05:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pizzagate: If you replace the word βhot dogβ with βlittle boyβ and βpizza partyβ with βchild sex orgy,β you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
the epstein files probably look like SCP-579 by now
19.11.2025 01:18 β π 552 π 58 π¬ 13 π 2Source???
26.10.2025 09:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh my god complete vindication. he banned me over facts!
26.09.2025 17:58 β π 6452 π 1008 π¬ 115 π 14FIVE HOURS of Charlie Kirk Memorial in the midst of an NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY??? lmfao this seals it, conservatives gave up football in the national divorce. the gridiron is left-coded now
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