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he/they. bisexual writer. bearer of the curse.

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Why Xi Jinping Has Purged His Top Military Leaders China’s armed forces are in the midst of one of the most sweeping shakeups of the Xi Jinping era, with a steady stream of senior generals vanishing from public view or being formally purged. A corrupt...

to any members of the Chinese military who just got purged: Cool Zone is hiring and we NEED people with experience planning for a land war with India
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31.01.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1115    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 1

Most stage versions of Peter Pan have Peter played by a young woman, traditionally. Cops are gonna be busting down school plays for this stupid bullshit

04.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your thoughts? I thought it was rough around the edges but I had a good time. Overall I thought it was good and I was impressed with how good it was given the budget and it being a YouTubers film debut.

04.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean at this point he’s just a YouTuber. he’s not tried to be β€œkid friendly” or anything like that in years. I don’t watch his channels that much anymore but I like his podcasts. He’s funny. it doesn’t matter if he’s a β€œchildren’s YouTuber,” he can still make media intended for other audiences.

04.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

drunk driving is illegal, so when you see the cop car light up behind you just hurl yourself out the driver's side door of your moving vehicle so you are no longer driving. congratulations: you just beat the system.

28.01.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1115    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 2

Well if I stop and think for more than about 30 seconds I start sobbing but other than that I'm doing not terrible considering the state of things!

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

28.01.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

GOD AS MY WITNESS WE WILL SEE THEM FALL. WE ARE GOING TO WIN

MOREOVER, ICE MSUT BE DESTROYED

26.01.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SO IT’S PULL DOWN THE WATCHTOWERS, YOU’RE GOIN HOME AT LAST
SAY FAREWELL TO BELLAGHY, CARRICKMORE, AND WEST BELFAST
WITH A KITBAG ON YOUR SHOULDER AND A TEAR ALL IN YOUR EYE
BUT PARDON ME FOR SMILING WHILE YOU’RE WAVING ME GOODBYE

27.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Despite the obvious disgusting premise, tbh one of the funniest photos idgaf. Her holding the pistol like a garden hose nozzle, his pants that are way too long, him choking up too high on the rifle, both of them have their dogs out, amazing.

27.01.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta watch the samurai one and the yuri one and THATS IT

26.01.2026 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy reasonable and measured take, Batman

26.01.2026 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anything less than a full, extensive, Nuremberg-style series of investigations and trials will be a failure.

24.01.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

22.01.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12976    πŸ” 3626    πŸ’¬ 257    πŸ“Œ 112

Will put on some king crimson and stick a finger up my ass and get back to you on this one πŸ‘

23.01.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was lucky enough to see this in theaters and now I get to experience peak once more

21.01.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trevor is the prince that was promised to Jacksonville. I’ve been a Trevor truther since day one and I always will be DUUUVAL!!!!

20.01.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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21 years ago Joe had a simple question

12.06.2024 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5872    πŸ” 1362    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 28

Eternal 2016

17.01.2026 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 599    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œApril 2025, Napoleon is aura farming. Lowkey though, The British fleet stands on business - Oceans do be battlefields fam”

16.01.2026 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

rightwingers always call women β€œtoo emotional” but renee good states she’s not mad in a calm voice while the agitated emotional ICE agent unloads his gun umprompted and calls her a β€œfucking bitch” after she’s dead

09.01.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8685    πŸ” 1622    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 29

*hands you another glass of whiskey”

10.01.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

love da library too shoutout to da library

15.12.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 394    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

how the grinch stole two 40s and pack of camels

01.12.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 382    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Phillip and Elizabeth Jennings are coming to get me. While they’re very competent, honestly I think they’re like 1 for 5 in extracting important people hitch-free lmao

01.12.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pizzagate: If you replace the word β€œhot dog” with β€œlittle boy” and β€œpizza party” with β€œchild sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

12.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 28105    πŸ” 5851    πŸ’¬ 176    πŸ“Œ 122

the epstein files probably look like SCP-579 by now

19.11.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 552    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

Source???

26.10.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god complete vindication. he banned me over facts!

26.09.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6452    πŸ” 1008    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 14
26.09.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1454    πŸ” 247    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

FIVE HOURS of Charlie Kirk Memorial in the midst of an NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY??? lmfao this seals it, conservatives gave up football in the national divorce. the gridiron is left-coded now

21.09.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2333    πŸ” 397    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 26

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