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workshopping bits for my upcoming standup set. opinions mine and mine alone.

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such is the legacy of the roberts court.

08.11.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the relief i felt when i remembered he's not my senator

07.11.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's a good night to be a hot mayor

05.11.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm going to be insufferable at thanksgiving.

05.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's hope! you have hope!

05.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why am i nervous for the mayoral election of a city i have visited one time

04.11.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

spending my sunday watching c-span coverage of the DOMA house subcommittee hearing and it's depressing how many of these 1996 anti-gay-marriage arguments could be mapped with precision onto 2025 anti-trans sentiments. the more things change etc. etc. etc.

19.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Child-drawn sign reading DONT MAKE me GO to LAW SCHOOL

Child-drawn sign reading DONT MAKE me GO to LAW SCHOOL

Amazing sign being held by a small child

18.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4725    πŸ” 752    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 42
"this was supposed to be the summer of george" meme from seinfeld edited to say "this was supposed to be 3LOL"

"this was supposed to be the summer of george" meme from seinfeld edited to say "this was supposed to be 3LOL"

i wrote a 15-page corporate internal investigation plan today and i have had more homework assignments this semester than any semester in my life.

06.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The nerve! Gov. DeWine wrecked higher ed and blames the tour guides DeWine’s $5,000 merit scholarship can’t mask the damage of SB 1: program cuts, shuttered DEI, politicized classrooms β€” and a hostile message to the very students and scholars Ohio needs to keep.

OPINION: "DeWine is demanding the impossible from our institutions of higher learning β€” to recruit more students to thinner, more constrained campuses. And when enrollment softens, he’ll blame 'failing universities' rather than the law that kneecapped them," writes columnist Leila Atassi.

22.09.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

looking forward to being the only lesbian in my statutory interpretation seminar while we discuss bostock and hively

20.09.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ayman Soliman Released From Immigration Jail β€” Ohio Immigrant Alliance Today, Ayman Soliman was released from immigration jail and his legal asylum status was reinstated. Some of his best friends, supporters, and attorneys met him outside the Butler County Jail.

Good news for once. Ayman Soliman has had his asylum status reinstated and is free from jail!

www.ohioimmigrant.org/blog/2025/9/...

19.09.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they're so allowed to do that that the founders wrote it down first

19.09.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we've moved well past the 2025 bingo card, but the chairman of the fcc attempting to dunk on artie from glee about jimmy kimmel's firing as a project 2025 benchmark was really not on my 2025 bingo card.

19.09.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no free speech AND it took me 15 minutes to get out of the parking garage today! both major problems!

18.09.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In short: Happy Constitution Day!

18.09.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk NEW YORKβ€”Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. β€œShortly after you navigat...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

16.09.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 14495    πŸ” 3865    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 114

i am once again calling on the pope to excommunicate jd vance from the catholic church.

15.09.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

source: jd's feelings

15.09.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pointed out a ren fair jesus to my friend the other day. lady next to us said "do you guys... like jesus?" and for a second i thought she meant conceptually. like the biblical concept of jesus sort of rubbed her the wrong way. but no she just meant did we think the jesus cosplay was in poor taste.

15.09.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the worst soda is a surprise pepsi when you think it’s coke and it’s not close

15.09.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 449    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6

celebrate so-called bastion of free speech by ending free speech. gotta admire the gumption.

13.09.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey: what

12.09.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me: i don't think charlie kirk deserved to be shot + i also don't think he should be hailed as a hero when he was a proud, unabashed + vocal white supremacist whose rhetoric put lives in jeopardy.
someone, inevitably: so you are CELEBRATING? you are throwing PARTY? you are inviting BELLA HADID?

11.09.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im gonna need the brain worm to take its hands off the wheel

29.08.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

chappell roan at a 400-person venue in march 2023

29.08.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this kind of thing is, without exaggeration or hyperbole, why my wife and i have been vegan for seven months. i am no longer willing to risk foodborne illness to eat american animal products.

29.08.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how long after i get the facebook invite for my 10 yr class reunion do i have to wait before the aarp membership kicks in?

15.08.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last night I dreamt that churches started doing monthly subscription systems with different tiers and benefits and I woke up IRATE like "this is just repackaged indulgences! Do the 95 Theses mean nothing to you!"

16.07.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Former Cincinnati Children's chaplain detained by ICE Ayman Soliman was arrested after an ICE check-in, supporters say in advance of press conference.

Federal immigration officials detained a former Cincinnati Children's Hospital chaplain Wednesday, about seven months after revoking his asylum status.

Friends and supporters of Imam Ayman Soliman said officials with ICE took him into custody after a scheduled meeting with ICE in Blue Ash.

09.07.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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