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@chiarobscuro.bsky.social

I mean, I'd say I'm not a robot but I haven't taken a Voight-Kampff test so, who really is to say. Basically my dog's account, thankfully we have similar political views. Chicago, IL (I'll never leave.)

162 Followers  |  588 Following  |  72 Posts  |  Joined: 31.07.2024  |  2.1228

Latest posts by chiarobscuro.bsky.social on Bluesky

I’m confused and consumed maybe too much different news today, do we want Todd to do “it” or the “thing”?

05.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All the friends we met along the way?

05.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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29.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What’s sad was this was all self inflicted. I really loved my Series X, but stopped using it once they jacked up Game Pass. It’s been sitting there and I’ve been like, “I’ll load you back up once Fable come out.” Now that was announced as coming to PS5. I have no reason to turn it back on ever again

29.01.2026 17:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Barney the dog, mid yawn.

Barney the dog, mid yawn.

I got a snap of Barney mid yawn on the dog spy camera. He looks shocked.

29.01.2026 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, this one kinda broke me. I am, to a fault, always willing to give the benefit of the doubt but what the point of grinding when my Arms week bounty is to spend currency … which I am unable to spend?

28.01.2026 14:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Brian Doyle Murray saying “Zantar is a gelatinous cube …” pops into my head substantially more than it should.

27.01.2026 17:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh he’s going after Jon Voight’s Oscar next, isn’t he?

16.01.2026 15:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Michael Bluth GIF Alt: Michael Bluth from Arrested Development, asking Her?
19.12.2025 18:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A scene from Terminator 2, set in the future where Skynet has taken over and cyborgs are killing everyone

A scene from Terminator 2, set in the future where Skynet has taken over and cyborgs are killing everyone

*Nervous laughter*

19.12.2025 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I could listen to this and Cities in Dust on repeat forever.

18.12.2025 21:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I stand by the fact that he was a pretty good Spider-Man, in a really bad Spider-Man movie. Uhg… movies.

11.12.2025 20:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be fair, if I made the first two Terminator movies, Abyss, and Aliens; I’d be insufferably confident too

09.12.2025 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The layoffs were devastating and management is to blame no doubt. Sure, Pete’s gone but there are others like him still there. But they make this game. The hundreds of other people still there did despite them, I personally think they are doing as best they can. I want to reward them.

05.12.2025 00:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If the new class is strand (lightfall) then yeah, you need to finish the campaign.

If it’s prismatic (final shape) you unlock it after like the first or second mission but you need to play through the rest of the campaign to unlock more pieces of it.

04.12.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Whenever Peter Graves is mentioned I’m obligated to post this, I’m sorry.

21.11.2025 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mr Boogedy is a Halloween staple of mine.

20.11.2025 21:34 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Barney, a tan border terrier looks slightly off camera

Barney, a tan border terrier looks slightly off camera

Barney says Hi to everyone

18.11.2025 14:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been using two Petcubes 360 cams and have had no issues

11.11.2025 13:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Frantically fumbles around for “always has been” meme*

05.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Not a single mention yet of Bela Lugosi’s Dead by Bauhaus. You’re all fired.

Seattle's KEXP plays nothing but Halloween songs all day on Halloween

Here's their playlist from last year.
www.kexp.org/playlist/?lo...

22.10.2025 19:37 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yet he’ll shit himself with fear the minute you ask him to ride the subway.

18.09.2025 18:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, I just cancelled. Does it matter to them, probably not but left a comment about why I cancelled so hopefully they can learn from this.

18.09.2025 17:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I watch The Fugitive every St Patrick’s Day, it both my definitive Chicago and St Patrick’s Day movie.

21.08.2025 12:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s important that Mamdani win, by a lot, so that the establishment Dems can cry in their beer about how all they accomplished was driving a stake through the heart of the notion that their endorsements matter

20.08.2025 12:09 — 👍 1852    🔁 302    💬 26    📌 9

Congrats!

14.08.2025 16:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Noted! I was unaware of the most recent bylaws (bskylaws?)

17.07.2025 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s called a joke. They’re wonderful things.

17.07.2025 13:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes.

20.06.2025 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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