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I fear I cannot stop singing Milly-themed parody songs

11.11.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the most heavy-handed dystopian novel could never

01.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Historcla evenfs

30.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve said it before, any judge who so comfortably and clearly shows their prejudice should immediately be barred from their jobs, but we don’t live in a world that makes sense.

We live in a world where white people get to deem racism as a simple inconvenience and be the sole arbiter of its weight.

29.09.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1725    πŸ” 345    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

A few people are talking bout Brandon Sanderson in this and like yeah, it doesn’t matter what he says or writes if ultimately he contributes to something that is destroying the lives of those he claims to support.

And this goes for any creator contributing money to this.

28.09.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of text on a dark background listing years and actions related to Democratic funding of ICE. The text reads: "2003: Democrats fund ICE. 2004: Democrats fund ICE. 2005: Democrats fund ICE. 2006: Democrats fund ICE. 2007: Democrats fund ICE. 2008: Democrats fund ICE. 2009: Democrats fund ICE. 2010: Democrats fund ICE. 2011: Democrats fund ICE. 2012: Democrats fund ICE. 2013: Democrats fund ICE. 2014: Democrats fund ICE. 2015: Democrats fund ICE. 2016: Democrats fund ICE. 2017: Democrats denounce ICE. 2018: Democrats denounce ICE. 2019: Democrats denounce ICE. 2020:Democrats denounce ICE. 2021: Democrats fund ICE again. 2022: Democrats break funding record for ICE. 2023: Democrats break funding record for ICE. 2024: Democrats break funding record for ICE. 2025: Democrats denounce ICE."

Screenshot of text on a dark background listing years and actions related to Democratic funding of ICE. The text reads: "2003: Democrats fund ICE. 2004: Democrats fund ICE. 2005: Democrats fund ICE. 2006: Democrats fund ICE. 2007: Democrats fund ICE. 2008: Democrats fund ICE. 2009: Democrats fund ICE. 2010: Democrats fund ICE. 2011: Democrats fund ICE. 2012: Democrats fund ICE. 2013: Democrats fund ICE. 2014: Democrats fund ICE. 2015: Democrats fund ICE. 2016: Democrats fund ICE. 2017: Democrats denounce ICE. 2018: Democrats denounce ICE. 2019: Democrats denounce ICE. 2020:Democrats denounce ICE. 2021: Democrats fund ICE again. 2022: Democrats break funding record for ICE. 2023: Democrats break funding record for ICE. 2024: Democrats break funding record for ICE. 2025: Democrats denounce ICE."

Plus, the kidnapping of people, and sending them to secret sites to be tortured.

13.07.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolutely gobsmacked by the most incredible gift: a card signed by DOLLY PARTON!?!!!! 🀩

Shout out to you @jadastar.bsky.social
You're an absolute treasure

27.09.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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A masked ICE agent sprayed David Black, pastor of First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, directly in the face during protests outside the ICE processing facility in Broadview, Illinois.

Photo by Ashlee Rezin of the Chicago Sun-Times.

22.09.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 467    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 26

THEY WROTE NUMBERS ON THEIR WRISTS

I can’t see straight. Obviously there is so much wrong happening here, but this detail is fucking chilling.

These are human beings.

22.09.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Netanyahu: β€˜These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’ JERUSALEMβ€”In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...

Netanyahu: β€˜These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

21.09.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3643    πŸ” 662    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 41

No one should get violent threats. But if you’re gonna change your vote because of it, you should resign. I’Ve been getting violent threats all week and not only do I have no intention of shutting up, I think it’s evidence that we need to say it louder

20.09.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6393    πŸ” 1331    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 22
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Defense Secretary Hegseth requires new 'pledge' for reporters at the Pentagon The Pentagon is implementing new guidelines that will require journalists to sign a pledge and agree to report only approved and officially released information.

The Pentagon is implementing new guidelines that will require journalists to sign a pledge and agree to report only approved and officially released information.

20.09.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1035    πŸ” 527    πŸ’¬ 478    πŸ“Œ 486
quote from that vice guide to partying: β€œIf the tranny doesn't feel loved, she will leave. Then you're fucked.”

quote from that vice guide to partying: β€œIf the tranny doesn't feel loved, she will leave. Then you're fucked.”

a chilling warning to america from 2004 !

20.09.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2353    πŸ” 494    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

I really like the EOE full art basics. Esp the swamps, love them

20.09.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Milly, a grey tabby cat, lies curled up in the crook of my stomach and thighs. She looks only slightly annoyed by the fact that I’m taking a photo instead of continuing to pet her.

Milly, a grey tabby cat, lies curled up in the crook of my stomach and thighs. She looks only slightly annoyed by the fact that I’m taking a photo instead of continuing to pet her.

midday cuddle buddy :)

17.09.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s very meaningful to that card cuz lifelink

04.09.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hurts my heart to see what my home has become. I hope one day there exists a Texas where trans people are allowed to live in peace

29.08.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 444    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear I asked if they knew what a β€œcat” was, get their ass

28.08.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Full page ad in the onion titled ice is hiring 
US immigrations and customs enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent, individuals to join our team 
Open positions include: 
senior goon
racism enforcement officer 
unmarked van driver (part-time)
Experience with children A plus 

Then it links to the actual site usajobs.gov πŸ˜…

Full page ad in the onion titled ice is hiring US immigrations and customs enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent, individuals to join our team Open positions include: senior goon racism enforcement officer unmarked van driver (part-time) Experience with children A plus Then it links to the actual site usajobs.gov πŸ˜…

may @theonion.com never perish

21.08.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Making a second mini zetalpa for one mana and your zetalpa cost is hilarious

20.08.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Area Man Already Knows Which Chicken Tender He’s Saving For Last

Area Man Already Knows Which Chicken Tender He’s Saving For Last

Area Man Already Knows Which Chicken Tender He’s Saving For Last

15.08.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1889    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 32

flagging with my collection of various colors of grippy socks

12.08.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A paper flier attached to a phone pole. Black text at the top of the flier reads "HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?" A picture of Silver Myr by Kev Walker follows. Beneath the image, more text reads: "NOW YOU HAVE :)"

A paper flier attached to a phone pole. Black text at the top of the flier reads "HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?" A picture of Silver Myr by Kev Walker follows. Beneath the image, more text reads: "NOW YOU HAVE :)"

myrposting

10.08.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 308    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6

Swordfish

08.08.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMr. president they’ve hit the second peak”

07.08.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it’s probably never happened but it would feel so good to stifle a planeswalker ult

05.08.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

awoo

04.08.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do they even have the rights to the term β€œsymbiote” I wonder

31.07.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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