Andy Grieser

Godzilla loves you, pass it on.

That is spot on! 😂

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

But I am le tired…

(I still say that far too often.)

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Well, damn.

I’ll be sad if you don’t make this your magnum opus.

No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.

As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community.

No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality.

Hate has no home here.

It was just as cold for Obama's inauguration in 2009, fyi.

I feel like it’s one of the most important works of our time.

The medal’s covering it, but my hoodie features raccoons running from gray aliens and I love it so much.

Ran the Sy-5K in exactly 42 minutes this morning, so clearly I’m the Answer to life, the universe, and everything.

No kidding. The man’s voice is a perfect match for *another* narcissist I had the displeasure of knowing for years, and it produces a visceral reaction (and anxiety attacks). I will be head down and off news sites for four years.

Do it! If you never want to sleep again. 😂

I have a few solar spotlights that allow for different colors, and they work a treat. (You can see a light blue spotlight in the background of the snowman at night.)

A shaman with cat ears at night, lit only by a green spotlight

Anyway, the snow cat creature stared menacingly up at my bedroom window for days until it melted. Great scary story inspiration though.

A six-foot-tall snowman with cat ears, on a snowy yard backed by trees

The kids built a snow creature (cat-thing) last week! And then I had to bright idea to put one of my outdoor spots on it…

This is mine too, though I’ll extend it to social snobbery. Read only popular fiction? Eat fast food? Listen to cringeworthy bands? If you’re happy, I’m happy.

Not all of us here are amused by the snow.

It’s a rare Texas snow day!

Please agree that my cat’s gray sideburns mean he can play Scrooge on stage.

Isn’t it ironed, doncha think?

Thank you! I’ll look for them.

If you come to thanksgiving dinner with a brick and just set it down next to your chardonnay maybe it will be a conversation piece

I just realized you can add apples inside the turkey while roasting! This deliciousness must happen next week. Any recommendations, @chuckwendig.bsky.social?

You may always post spicy content.

Oh, I love Penzey’s! Smoked salt sounds delicious in general. Do you add anything else?

I’m going rogue this year and not using a pre-prepared (whew) brine. Alton Brown’s brine recipe looks good, but I want to hear your faves.

Okay Blueys, send me your best spicy content.*

*the spices you use to brine/stuff your Thanksgiving turkey

Or a rook?