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I don’t do star wars anymore. TROS freed me of my curse (Andor notwithstanding) but this could have earned so much goodwill from me I need some Disney social media scraper to pull these posts. Bob Iger. Lucasfilm. Shareholder value

Everyone on twitter is losing their minds, the unity is incredible. Imagine passing on a finished script starring Adam Driver from the director of OCEAN’S ELEVEN

Logging on specifically to publicly state how stupid Disney is for passing on this. “Didn’t see how—” Darth Maul got cut in half

John Mulaney raising his hand to say “I think Paul Allen is a lesbian”

There is no succinct way to give you context, so I won’t

Cracking up at how many replies there are to this that are like “Excuse me, but have you considered that THERE’S NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT”

‘He’s Going to Rule Hollywood Someday’ Fred Hechinger is your favorite film critic’s favorite young character actor, graduating to his first lead role after a year of memorable parts in ‘Thelma,’ ‘Gladiator II,’ and ‘Nickel Boys.’

Fred Hechinger is your favorite film critic’s favorite young character actor, graduating to his first lead role after a year of memorable parts in ‘Thelma,’ ‘Gladiator II,’ and ‘Nickel Boys.’

America is collapsing but the pop music is popping, so

The dark urge to shave the sides of my head again never fully leaves me

he could be anyone at this point. like the titular Thing from The Thing

we've seen three different guys at this point, each photo hotter and cooler than the last

NYPD release new photos of alleged shooter

Oh my god actually he’s STILL playing Nate Jacobs. Godspeed to you big long man

Also, for the record, I do really like Elordi as an actor. I just don’t like him for Bateman! He already played Nate Jacobs!

Wuthering Heights was the first book I ever consciously disliked as a kid, but American Psycho rearranged my brain as a youth in an unsalvagable way. These are equally classic books in my mind

I don’t really care if Jacob Elordi plays Heathcliff but if he gets cast as Patrick Bateman I’m going to have some sort of mental break. Hollywood don’t do this to me

One batch of samples inexplicably sent me Penguin by Zoologist in addition to the ones I did ask for, and I ADORE it. What a nice surprise

Getting into perfume/scents is so fun and satisfying and weirdly gender affirming as corny as that may be. Love 2 smell good and strange

I’ve got great news :)

[PITCH MEETING]
FILM EXEC: listen up jerks. our industry is in shambles. i’m looking for one great idea. something to inspire audiences, leave them in tears of rapture
ME: (hand shoots up in excitement)
EXEC: something other than ‘the brothers karamazov but with full penetration’
ME: (lowers hand)

From the discussion at the beginning of the episode I’m not convinced they aren’t trolling us with an hour of silence etc at the end

Happy birthday!!!!!!! ❤️❤️

Fortune cookie fortune on a street pole: We are god we are dead

seen today

I have never been catholic, but according to my mother when I was a wee babe I would sit and watch the Catholic Channel™️ on tv absolutely enraptured. What can I say, I've always had an eye for opulence and drama. Anyway go see Conclave (2024)

the young pope in full pope-wear and cool shades

influencing more people to see conclave

when I die I want the Austin Powers impersonator guy to crash my funeral

getting an excess of squid ink was the best decision i ever made. forces me to cook as it can't really be eaten straight. and everything i make looks thoroughly demented.

willie • 5d @williefitz.bsky.social JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you-your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why? Jul 4, 2023 at 12:15 am 177 reposts 497 likes

Actually it’s this one, this one is my favorite:

I’m putting it on the board!!!!!!

Has anyone done a fitzier TLHOD au? It’s not an idea for me but someone should have it. Frank as the envoy. Fitzjames as the ambiguous politicking type who he comes to trust and care for. Sledging. Ice. You know the deal.

They sledgin (the terror 2018)

Multiple chapters in The Left Hand of Darkness about miserable sledging…. oh hell yes… oh fuck yes