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Bob Morrissey

@boringoldbob.bsky.social

I do wonderful gay standup about my war experiences twenty years ago. I like gay sex, thriller books, cool art, and good vibes.

41 Followers  |  83 Following  |  114 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.6433

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I feel like somewhere along the way I got shadow banned for being too boring.

11.08.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have faith in what I believe life is supposed to be.

25.07.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We pay for things because we pay for things, and not because they’re worth it.

17.07.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soup Blooded \ Check It & See

13.07.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Home Alone: Die or Die Trying

13.07.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dreamt I saw myself on video dancing badly on stage and suddenly understood why nothing ever goes right for me when I want it too much…

15.06.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only good thing going on in life is weed. Makes up for everything.

12.06.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love pothole. Good for car.

07.06.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point I would be open to being eaten by zombies.

01.06.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love cock (but I don’t like talking to people).

23.05.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell hath no fury like the idiot who thinks he knows something.

10.05.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most honesty is actually very boring.

08.05.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever get the feeling like some people never wanna be honest with you even though they say they do?

08.05.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the same photo:

17.04.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If you believe some lives are inherently disposable, then you should not be popular. In a better world, a person who values no life aside from his own would not be president. In this world, our president is a Batman villain.

30.04.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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100 DAYS...of lying, grifting, lawbreaking, division, incompetence, ignorance, illegal deportations, self-aggrandizement, vulgarity, self-pity, cruelty, ignoring the Supreme Court & due process while attacking: the Media, Universities, Law Firms, the Courts & Journalists.

1362 Days to go...

29.04.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 53890    πŸ” 11525    πŸ’¬ 1718    πŸ“Œ 502

I just fell down on my butt

26.04.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democracy-eeeze Nutz

23.04.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re gonna make it DEI to mourn anyone killed by the government or ruined by the economy (in this economy).

19.04.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t bring a yearbook to a gunfight.

18.04.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish I could stop thinking about opinion polls for the rest of my life. That’d be good. The polls themselves were the sabotage that finally worked to put down the usa’s feeble ass democracy?

17.04.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t ever wanna get so confused I can’t be angry anymore.

17.04.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration.

So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.

So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory

11.04.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 64729    πŸ” 13770    πŸ’¬ 3499    πŸ“Œ 644

I wanna swim around in someone else’s identity. Be another person completely. Watch the world through another person’s brain, and then come back to myself. It should be possible.

11.04.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t mind being stupid.

08.04.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPeople aren’t smart just because they say are. I am, but that’s unusual. Don’t believe me? Uhh….”

-me speaking in public

07.04.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ONLY THE WEAK WILL FAIL!

05.04.2025 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

America is solidly in our, β€œScream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.

04.04.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 21296    πŸ” 2344    πŸ’¬ 468    πŸ“Œ 122

How can you respect the world when you see it’s being run by a bunch of kids turned old?

05.04.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

03.04.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 60673    πŸ” 10377    πŸ’¬ 804    πŸ“Œ 355

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